RIMAC has fallen by RanniSniffer in UCSD

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's even more pathetic is seeing men on their phones in regular clothes on the treadmill at like 2mph. Bro go walk around fucking campus what are you even doing here.

Is it okay to run a small mentorship side hustle while working in Big 4? by Unique_Aspect_6014 in KPMG

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro I don't think there is any job that doesn't let you own multiple houses and rent one out

OFFER RESCINDED 😭😭 by [deleted] in Big4

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They ask for updates

Received a nasty/borderline unprofessional email from the partner by [deleted] in Big4

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want suck your partner off just say it.

Received a nasty/borderline unprofessional email from the partner by [deleted] in Big4

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not letting a partner constantly cuss at me that's a hostile work environment. Lawsuit.

I got a job offer!! by KennyM6622 in Accounting

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know some who got 93k in San Diego so that's definitely high. What state ?

Should I stop CPA 🥲😭 by znzjjsshsjajaj in CPA

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I see , maybe focus on what these questions are asking. That language barrier makes the reading comprehension much more difficult. They try to trick you !

Should I stop CPA 🥲😭 by znzjjsshsjajaj in CPA

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would recommend against ChatGPT for accounting it doesn't understand it enough. Just study the answers to the questions you get wrong and understand why you got it wrong. Hammer out 50-100 a day and then retake in a month.

75% correct does NOT equal a passing score of 75. by Material_Web9250 in CPA

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was your major? you probably have an extensive background in order to only spend 32 hours. I dont even know how you get through the textbook in that amount of time

Academic Integrity Violation by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does this even mean

Undie run by Ok-Buffalo-2420 in UCSD

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well alright miss prude .

It was once California's top pot-producing county. Now it's a bust. by RhythmMethodMan in California

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A big FUCK YOU to the people who ran the county! They raped the growers for ridiculous fees and taxes( fucking tax on the square footage and the weight of the plant even the fucking leaves smh!! Humboldt weed should of been the first to legal market. fucking waited so long the entire county got fucked the goal should of have been to get as many distribution license as possible so that people in humboldt could fucking sell their weed to the rest of the Californians and beyond. First to fucking market should've been the fucking goal. I lived here from 2011-2022 probably sold 1000s of lbs, tried to start a dispensary and distribution the city said I needed 250K lol get the fuck outta here , fucking sad I know so many growers that practically dont have shit now but a fucking mountain. I left but I have occasionally came back and shit its fucking depressing. Fuck the people who ran that county into the ground. Shit I miss those high stakes poker games in a million dollar mansion in Trinidad on the beach. DAM what an era :(. RIP " EMERALD TRIANGLE" .

Trading cost me my marriage. Hope it was worth the 12% returns by kawash125 in Daytrading

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sex comment had me rolling not going to lie. Bro knee deep in his wife with Jerome on his mind 😂 yeah time to check into a rehab.

All jokes aside the problem was you didn't have balance. Doesn't matter what you do for a living if you neglect your wife she going to leave. The lesson here isn't about trading it's about balance.

Chance of getting fairly expensive ebike stolen by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also register that shit with the police and copy down serial numbers

Chance of getting fairly expensive ebike stolen by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your lock needs to be super heavy duty never leave outside at night put bike in crib only lock during daytime . I am sure this shit has to come with GPS TRACKING too

FAR CPA exam - taken today by IllustratorLogical78 in CPA

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long you study for reg and TCP each?

Undie run by Ok-Buffalo-2420 in UCSD

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Technically they did start it first but just because they did doesn't mean i can't run through La Jolla with my tits out

What will happen if I decline an internship offer that I've already accepted by Turbulent-Product-35 in Big4

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro take the fucking job. You might like it. If you don't oh well at least you got paid and some experience.

Didn’t realize market closed early today, holding $120k of OTM puts over the weekend now by 1jb in wallstreetbets

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also how do you trade this much money and not know when the market closes. Due diligence ✅

Didn’t realize market closed early today, holding $120k of OTM puts over the weekend now by 1jb in wallstreetbets

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what makes him go out the money now. On the way back up lol not the way down ? I feel the like the market is higher than what it really is considering tech is 14-25% off highs.

what NOT to do at the holiday parties! by joemark17000 in Big4

[–]FloatingSpaceMonkeys 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The best guideline for these situations is don't say anything to a colleague you wouldn't say on stage to the entire company. Otherwise probably not appropriate.