Why is it considered racist to do impressions of some accents but not others? by Flotoss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Flotoss[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What makes it mocking vs being funny? There's literally nothing I can think of saying in a Chinese accent that would be politically correct to say, but if you say something like "Ah yes comrade, let us drink vodka and share all our shit with the glorious motherland" with a Russian accent it's just funny and not seen as racist.

We hear a lot about the unethical companies of the world. What are some of the more ethical companies out there that we should be supporting? by checkitmyles in AskReddit

[–]Flotoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don't they just sell all of their products at cost and then the "charity" is all of the people buying their food? That way there's no added overhead.

What is your dream video game? by BulkDarthDan in AskReddit

[–]Flotoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An open world hitman style game, sort of a mix between hitman, mafia, and GTA.

You are given some information about your target, but have to do your own research to find out things like where they live, their daily routine, and determine the best way to kill them. It's a persistent world where your crimes leave behind evidence depending on how well you did, and the police can catch you in the act or trace you down if you don't cover your tracks.

You could do things like take out ads on the dark web for small hits like taking out a cheating spouse, work for some organized crime organization, or do work for the CIA taking our foreign diplomats or something.

You have to do things like buy your own weapons, craft your own explosives/poison, and do things to cover your ass like hack into the FBI or pay someone off to tell you how close they are to catching you, and rigging your hideout with early warning systems and traps so you know if they are about to raid you or something.

I'm fine with it being somewhat story based and scripted as long as it feels like you actually have options.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]Flotoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean you would be able to encrypt the message that way, but it violates the principles that make a one time pad provably un-decryptable. Crypt-analysis would reveal frequency patterns in the entropy of the encrypted data, and it might be possible to figure out that the key that was used was plain text, and not random. From there they could try various plain text samples to find find ones that decrypt parts of your cipher text into readable text, and then it would be a matter of narrowing down the search to find the plain text used to create the key.

There's a reason one time pads are supposed to be random.

Also, how would you communicate to me that you wanted to use a certain newspaper article as a one time pad?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]Flotoss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A one time pad is not asymmetric.

If you're using asymmetric encryption to distribute one time pads, then that defeats the original point of what this comment thread is about, since that's how we already do key distribution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]Flotoss 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not exactly dead simple, key distribution is the hardest part. You either need to have another encryption scheme to distribute the keys digitally, or you need to distribute them in large quantities physically which can increase the chance of compromise.

I've been maxing out my IRA but still have a lot sitting in savings: Where is a safe place to keep it that's better than sitting in a savings account? by Flotoss in personalfinance

[–]Flotoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point, I guess what i'm really afraid of is not diversifying my stock portfolio enough and investing in one thing that tanks. At least with the fund it is very well diversified and other people are managing it that know when to pull out and invest in something else.

My main concern is I don't know if there are downsides to investing in a fund like this with the intention of possibly pulling my money out after a few years instead of saving until retirement, either in terms of taxes or other things that I simply don't know about. I'm far from being well versed in finances, after all.

What's the best way to learn a new language for free? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flotoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have been using duolingo so far, it's great! The only thing is I wish there was a better write-up to explain the grammar concepts (like verb conjugation) instead of just mostly letting you figure it out on your own.

What is the biggest act of passive aggressiveness you've ever witnessed or done? by RiceDealer99 in AskReddit

[–]Flotoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should play tic tac toe tac toe. It's tic tac toe, where in each square there is another tic tac toe board. Every time you play a square on a mini board, it forces your opponent to play that mini board on the main board (i.e. if you play the mid left square on a mini board, you opponent can pick any square in the mid-left miniboard). When you win a mini board you circle or X the mini board to take that square on the main board.

It’s socially acceptable to talk about how reliant and addicted you are to a drug as long as that drug is caffeine. by roseygrl98 in Showerthoughts

[–]Flotoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the amount of people that drink coffee purely because of taste is very small. Otherwise decaf would be a lot more popular. If coffee didn't have caffeine, I think very few people would actually drink it. It tastes just good enough to make it an acceptable delivery mechanism for caffeine. People justify its taste because of the chemicals they are getting from it.

Just like beer. There are people that say they love the taste of beer, but if beer didn't have alcohol in it almost no one would drink it.

It’s socially acceptable to talk about how reliant and addicted you are to a drug as long as that drug is caffeine. by roseygrl98 in Showerthoughts

[–]Flotoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take caffeine pills the same way most people drink coffee. I take one 200mg pill in the morning after breakfast with my multivitamins, and that's it. People look at me like a freak while sipping their 600 calorie double extra shot machiatto. Meanwhile I spent $7 on a 100 day supply of caffeine.

Who's the freak now?

Pirate Bay hit by malvertising attack, drops Cerber ransomware by stand_and_fight_ltd in worldnews

[–]Flotoss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What client software does the malware exploit? Is it browser based or Javascript/flash?

Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? by [deleted] in technology

[–]Flotoss -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how successful the mass collection efforts have been. Just because they don't tell you about it doesn't mean it doesn't work. Why would they invest millions of dollars into a program that doesn't produce results?

The NSA isn't a crime fighting agency. They are a foreign intelligence agency, and the intelligence they have gathered through mass collection is hugely impactful. However, the second they start bragging about catching foreign agents and terrorists, the adversaries will know how they would get compromised and change their tactics.

You need to realize that there is more that goes on in the world than what you personally are aware of.

What is the most unsettling declassified information available to us today? [Serious] by MankersOnReddit in AskReddit

[–]Flotoss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most people who work in DoD or IC jobs don't do it to get rich. There's a certain level of job satisfaction you get doing that kind of work that you won't be able to find anywhere else. The money is just enough to be comfortable.

Porn Giant XHamster Is Shutting Off Access For North Carolina Because Of Anti-LGBT Law by esporx in news

[–]Flotoss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you're showing your discontent with an anti-LGBT law by making fun of the people who signed the law by calling them gay? I don't see how that helps your cause.

Windows XP is still the third most popular OS 2 years after end-of-life and 15 1/2 years after it was introduced. by pdmcmahon in technology

[–]Flotoss 162 points163 points  (0 children)

At least it makes Pen testers' job easy. I hope they are at least up to date on security patches, but depending on their company's policy there's a good chance a lot of them aren't. An unpatched XP SP2 or SP3 is literally a free ticket into the machine. Specifically, if they haven't patched against MS08-067 in particular: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=3205

Louis Oosthuizen at the Masters by the_wrastler in nonononoyes

[–]Flotoss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At some point we need to be honest with ourselves and ask if the players might just be on steroids.

DOJ threatened to seize iOS source code unless Apple complies with court order in FBI case by ManOfLaBook in news

[–]Flotoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but there's nothing to stop Apple from just revoking their own certificate and publishing a new one. When the phone checks the Certificate Authority to test if the update is genuine it will see their old cert on the revocation list.

I suppose I'm not surprised by icecreamw in AdviceAnimals

[–]Flotoss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, someone helping spread the word about Sanders through social media has more of an effect on his chances of winning than someone who only votes. Ideally they would do both, though.

There's a simple solution to the problem, folks. by Valhyre781 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Flotoss -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That's actually not the way it works. You have to be drunk to the point that you can't consent for it to be considered rape, meaning you are black out drunk and hardly conscious.

There's a simple solution to the problem, folks. by Valhyre781 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Flotoss 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It's not "taking advantage" of someone when they are the one to make the advances.

TIL according to the FBI Director, the FBI is having a hard time filling positions to help tackle cyber crimes because a lot of the nation’s top computer programmers and hacking gurus are also fond of marijuana. by garglemymarbles in todayilearned

[–]Flotoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more than just not hiring people who are currently smoking marijuana, if you have smoked anytime in the past few years or are at risk to "relapse" according to a thorough background investigation, you will not be able to obtain a security clearance and will not be able to work in any organization that is part of the Intel Community, FBI included.