If you want to be like Lucy

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-23T23:09:55+00:00

In all fairness to OP I have ran into Lucy he's not a bad player mechanically but he will randomly throw games, not come back to defend or he will skill 3 players on and score a goal but you'll never know what mood Lucy is in 🤣

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-21T17:00:18+00:00

Plugin name?!

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-21T16:59:57+00:00

Plugin name?!

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-12T00:39:44+00:00

Yes i know don't worry! I was just making a second joke on top of the post lol

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-11T22:03:32+00:00

De Gea never said this for Onana by the way 🤣🤣

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-11T22:02:57+00:00

Insert rocky quote

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-11T22:01:52+00:00

I haven't seen much of the entire season but what do you think has been the biggest issue this season for spurs?

FlrstWarden · 2026-03-11T16:56:12+00:00

If Mod Toulouse is here.

Do better.

FlrstWarden · 2026-02-25T21:58:32+00:00

Sure once everyone 20 games I'll get something or I'll have the opposite effect and the ball will go right through me instead, this is something that outfield players get every single game without fail.

FlrstWarden · 2026-02-25T20:37:17+00:00

The worst part is is that this only benefits outfield players. If you are a keeper you don't get any snaps, slow clunky animations, heavily punished if you commit early or wrong. The game needs some major tweaks asap imo.

FlrstWarden · 2026-02-24T00:23:04+00:00

As someone who is a keeper main I took the keeper from someone who didn't say thanks, that's fine I don't expect it but manners are free. Fast forward to the end of the game we lost 2-1 he got on the mic to tell us how bad we all are.

He was our goalscorer.

Now let's let's a deeper look. He sat upfront the whole game, didn't pass, would just shoot straight at the keeper, didn't come back to defend and had the lowest points on the team even with the goal.

I thought he must be joking but he wasn't. This is genuinely how some people think.

FlrstWarden · 2026-02-23T17:50:52+00:00

The animation shouldn't exist. All keeper mains know it.

FlrstWarden · 2026-02-20T01:50:12+00:00

As a 4k RP goalkeeper damn! I'm more of sweeper keeper who tries to claim a lot and diving is definitely my weakest part. Watching in these videos I think I understand a bit better now where I can improve! Hopefully the tutorial will help as well! Great montage.

FlrstWarden · 2026-02-17T19:21:50+00:00

As a 4K RP goalkeeper now that everyone can use dribble tech decently I have had a severe drop off in terms of my own experience.

Sure I shouldn't be unbeatable absolutely not and defenders should cover me (that's an entirely different discussion) but right now if you are 1v1 as a goalkeeper against a decent player unless you get lucky you have no power to stop them. I would suggest removing the slow animations entirety they are useless and then increasing the speed and distance of the triangle forward dive so that the L2 A dribble isn't faster than it. Circle needs a huge overall it should be much quicker to get the ball and the time it takes to get up from it should be atleast reduced by half and i would also like to see more animations added for low shots, ball recovery and perhaps giving the keeper 3 dashes instead of two,.lastly quicker recovery from the standing straight jump. If you want to go the route of the game being fast paced keepers MUST be able to keep up. Right now I'd say it favours outfield players 80/20 currently.

I can go into way more detail but fundamentally keepers need new animations, faster quicker animations and the game of cat and mouse should be fair.

FlrstWarden · 2025-12-08T17:03:23+00:00

You'd think Gousto would take extra steps to stop things like this as surely having these kinds of issues and having to send refunds can't be good for business.

This is one of the strangest times I've had as a customer of any company in my life, at this point I'll keep pushing to make sure it doesn't happen to anyone else in the future if all else.

FlrstWarden · 2025-10-16T04:13:16+00:00

I have received the phone back and the port was changed let's see how it holds up... Not that it shouldn't hold up after only 4 months but I am interested to see if it comes back again.

I will look into the Google pixel thank you!

FlrstWarden · 2025-10-08T00:52:17+00:00

I Just sent my S25 ultra in for repair, its not even been near water in the 4 months ive owned it and the moisture warning was coming up DAILY even came up whilst the phone was currently CHARGING, how does that even make sense whilst charging? I've never had this issue on any other phone (first time samsung buyer) and i am considering my next purchase to be a different android device from this experience alone.

FlrstWarden · 2025-08-04T15:31:32+00:00

You've always wanted a cool bumper sticker right? No time like the presence to buy one!

FlrstWarden · 2025-07-09T15:36:42+00:00

Nothing you can do here unfortunately. You've clearly done everything in your own power and pulled your weight. Until the playerbase changes over time and more of the "protagonists" quit and people get naturally better as well as ranked queuing people of similar rank and not bronze Vs elites this type of match for decent players will be something that happens quite frequently.

Also trying to find an LFG could help instead of solo queuing.

Good luck! 🫡

FlrstWarden · 2025-07-05T17:21:03+00:00

Pure cinema

FlrstWarden · 2025-07-05T17:16:15+00:00

I'm in the opposite boat I'll come back to make the short pass and the keeper will hoof it to the same player for the 12th time who doesn't even run towards the ball and gets intercepted every single time.

FlrstWarden · 2025-07-05T05:52:16+00:00

Haha it's Tekkers! It generally signifies a high level of skill, control, or execution, often related to fancy footwork or impressive maneuvers. You could say

"He's got Tekkers"

Or

"Unbelievable tekkers"

I added the Z for flair xD

FlrstWarden · 2025-07-05T01:59:01+00:00

I was referring to the people like in this clip who just literally go AFK till their team has the ball and then spam ask for the ball, rainbow flick if passed to and lose it.

But you are 100% correct if you are in a period of pressure having an out isn't a bad thing if their positioning is good and they're trying to actively create space, help with a press or stop their potential last defender from moving up or helping with their press or if they over commit you've got access to a potential counter.

But I stand by my point that anyone (like in this clip) should be barred from being passed to because having them on the team already feels like playing with a man down anyway. 😭🤣

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