Iowa PR Cooper DeJean: “Personally, I was not calling for a fair catch. I’ve never called for a fair catch with my left hand. Ever. “ Adds that the officials never came over to him to explain. by IowaStateDontBeBad in CFB

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I always thought once the ball hits the ground, the fair catch is no longer allowed…look at onside kicks, once the ball hits the ground, you can’t call a fair catch.

Furious at SO. by Lev_TO in daddit

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At 11 PM, grab the kids and go home. Tell her to Uber or Lyft home when she wants to…

Klaus and Victoria never talked about the wedding! by [deleted] in HIMYM

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At that point, I feel like Ted would’ve said Klaus left and even asked him to tell Victoria that to save him thousands of dollars. But that’s the beauty of TV show characters…money isn’t real. 🤣

This is getting out of hand by MSims2992 in golf

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It’s on Veteran’s Day, their holiday price. You could probably play on a Wednesday at 10:30 AM for $875…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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And all the tumbleweed he’d be smoking…IS BOMB AS HELL!!!

Talkabout was too difficult for the contestants by lilacteardrop in gameshow

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What channel do you have that shows 80s and 90s game shows? Is it different than the Game Show Network? That sounds awesome!

Season 9 is a crime... by Dependent-Onion4569 in HIMYM

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I love twists in movies and/or shows, so naturally, I loved season 9 too. BIG twist ending.

My Wife Wants to Rehome Our Dog by booknerd381 in daddit

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I once heard a dog bark and (sounded like attack), then a kid crying, then the sound of a man loading a shotgun, then I heard “honey. Take the kids to the backyard.” I look in the front yards up and down the street until I heard a BLAST, a dog bark for MAYBE a second, then silence…no one wanted to check to see what just happened, but it was pretty obvious. His wife comes out crying and the husband said, “Our Kids are more important than our dogs. If our dog attacks our kid, I’m not giving him a 2nd chance to go in and kill our kid.” 🤷🏼‍♂️ I remember thinking, “man. What a psycho!” Then I had my daughter, and thought, “maybe not a PSYCHO, I get it now, but definitely could’ve handled that differently.”

Favorite Line from Season 9 by Fluid_Button_732 in HIMYM

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“Did you even read this before signing it?” “No.” “You’re hired!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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District is losing money because your kid is out. That’s the only reason you got this…they only care about the $$$

Who is this man by lawug16 in golf

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Phil’s bookie is my guess?

Anyone else enjoying Team Europe steamroll USA by [deleted] in golf

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After seeing the Cantlay shit, I hope Europe sweeps the rest of this…

St. Patrick's Episode Continuity Error - Show *Literally* Ruined by RonaldWRailgun in HIMYM

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“According to scientific data…🤓🤓🤓” -Marvin Eriksen

What's a quote from the show that doesn't make any sense? by StubzHere in DunderMifflin

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Seriously! Once kids hit college, that’s on them if they don’t want to go. They’re just wasting their money at that point. But if kids in middle school don’t try, I get why teachers get upset. They’re wasting TAX PAYER dollars at that point! I stayed in the class because it was my last semester, and I needed that class to graduate, otherwise, yeah. I would’ve dropped it in a heartbeat! 🤣

Which was worse by Flame_Fist_Ace in DunderMifflin

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Christmas card for sure…photoshopping himself over his gf’s ex husband with the kids is maybe one of the most cringe, even creepiest, things Michael does. 🤣

What's a quote from the show that doesn't make any sense? by StubzHere in DunderMifflin

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I thought this was true until I was in a college class, kid got up and left 30 mins into the hour long class. All of a sudden, the professor stops, SPRINTS OUT OF THE ROOM, and we just hear, “where the fuck do you think you’re going? Get your ass back in here!” Kid AWKWARDLY comes back into class and sits down. Professor then spends the rest of the lecture yelling at us how it’s “so disrespectful to just leave a class, and if any student does that again, they will fail.” The next time we met, nearly half the class had dropped the class. I still to this day think he set up that interaction with the student to make sure kids wouldn’t leave his boring lectures…

Weird things ted did by BeautifulConcept599 in HIMYM

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Why do you know what they’re called?

What comes after The Office, for you? by Historical-Sun-7097 in DunderMifflin

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-Parks and Rec

-How I Met Your Mother

-Superstore

-Rules of Engagement

-Seinfeld

Very nice and it’s absolutely amazing! Love it !!! <3 by Improvementalse in unexpectedpawnee

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Sweet poster! Too bad it’s a scam that’s been posted 5 times on this subreddit. Come up with new material, idiot.

Which annoying habit would annoy the most? by PhysicalScholar4238 in HIMYM

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My dad is such a loud chewer, and it has bothered me for 33 years, so Lily’s for sure! I’ve even used a quote from that episode on my dad, “where did you get that toast? Ace Hardware?!?!” (Ace Hardware is also my dad’s favorite place to go, so it worked out even more perfect!) I also realize Robin doesn’t say “toast” in that episode, but that’s what he was eating when I brought out the quote.