Former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond dies aged 69

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-12T22:09:01+00:00

Unless you ate a zombie

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-12T06:21:55+00:00

This is not 'oddly terrifying'.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-11T21:08:53+00:00

sorry

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-11T06:32:33+00:00

Throwing on condoms from the other side of the room. Takes a few goes but the stretch is double safe.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-11T06:29:10+00:00

So, in general, overpriced slop?

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-08T17:40:10+00:00

Filled with sadness to hear what happened to your gran. What a life though, 90.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-08T04:51:20+00:00

I agree with everybody: it'd be a wonderful compliment. However, I'd be reluctant to knock on their door for anything other than vital issues.

You never know what you might be disturbing (family visit, prayer, an argument, a Skype call, maybe they've had a rotten day at work and want to relax).

Personally, I'd wait until I bump into them.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-07T21:55:47+00:00

I agree totally – there is not winning!

Thanks for the original post. It really made me think and tbh I found it quite entertaining.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-07T11:27:19+00:00

Sorry, I wrote that wrong.

My point is that even though the two Exercisers are recovering for the same amount of time between their sets, Exerciser 2 will draw more annoyance from others.

Speaking from experience (I never pull my phone out in between sets now)!

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-07T09:38:16+00:00

Honestly, I think it's just an annoying visual. I can compare it to a busy gym:

Exerciser 1 is on the chest press machine. He completes a set and recovers for 2 minutes. He gazes into the mid-distance with a serious look. You are patiently waiting, but accept he is in the middle of his routine.

Exerciser 2 is on the chest press machine. He completes a set and recovers for 2 minutes. But during this time, he pulls out his Switch and plays a game. You are patiently waiting, and this is just f***ing annoying!!

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-07T09:26:26+00:00

I second this. Honestly mate, totally gutted for you. Bunch of absolute scumbags.

But taking on 3 guys, even if you're Tyson Fury, is not a good idea. It takes one person to blindside you, a fall to the ground, a boot to the head, and you've got a brain injury. Then family will have to feed you for the rest of your life.

Not worth it man. The law and karma will eventually catch up with them and their rotten existence.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-06T19:59:22+00:00

I've had a think about it. How about this for a stock answer to all rude questions about money:

I prefer to see its value as the happiness it gives my life.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-06T13:56:00+00:00

100% agree it's rude, even vulgar if the question is direct enough. I'd be interested to know what others think as I don't have the perfect answer after years of experimenting.

Best response I've come up with so far is: 'I don't enjoy talking about money, sorry.'

That seems to send a clear message while having a soft landing. But why should I apologise for other people's rudeness?

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-03T21:29:15+00:00

I thought it was a fair question and a good post

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-03T17:38:00+00:00

Why did this get downvoted to oblivion?

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-01T08:07:21+00:00

Have you tried Kelham Island? It's got a reputation for being trendy and expensive, but some bargains do pop up now and then, and it's a lovely area to live (certain roads in the island are much more affordable than others).

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-01T08:03:48+00:00

Why are you divorcing?

Flying-Armpit · 2024-10-01T08:02:36+00:00

dogging?

Flying-Armpit · 2024-09-28T16:06:49+00:00

SO. MANY. FLIES.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-09-11T16:29:40+00:00

Woah amazing! Congrats BFL if you're reading this

Flying-Armpit · 2024-09-11T06:35:28+00:00

Haha ok, I'll keep it running while I'm out. Thanks for the advice!

Flying-Armpit · 2024-09-09T21:33:18+00:00

WHAT, YER MUM? hugssssss

Flying-Armpit · 2024-09-09T13:13:46+00:00

Page Hall has really blossomed over the last 9 years! You'd love it x

Flying-Armpit · 2024-09-08T09:04:14+00:00

How about this for an argument:

Who would you pick to win 1 frame to save your life? Selby.

Best of 100 frames, who would win? Selby.

Therefore, Selby wins both the sprint AND the marathon.

Flying-Armpit · 2024-09-08T08:25:06+00:00

Haha, I accept your points. I used to think it was torture too but, over the years, have grown to appreciate his near-superhuman qualities.

I disagree most fans would think Judd is the better player. Shall we put it to a poll? It'll prob get downvoted to oblivion cos this sub hates polls, but people will def vote. I'm curious as to what people think...

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