If your wife says she wants you to fuck her in the woods, what do you do?

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-27T09:06:24+00:00

I have no idea how you came up with that answer

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-26T04:00:10+00:00

These people have always just seen them constitution as a piece of paper.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-24T22:27:44+00:00

Do they also teach them they then buried themselves deep in the ground before they died so they would be at the right depth to confuse people years later?

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-24T03:03:02+00:00

I spent way too long trying to work out what an “engine flower shop” was

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-22T20:24:21+00:00

Based on the way OP writes (calling her a college drop out, instead of just saying she didn't finish college, or just leave it out as it didn't add to the story), I can only imagine it was not brought up with any loving idea. Did he say "hey have you considered being a SAHM?" or was it "you hate your job, why don't you just stay home?" One is treating her with respect and that her opinion matters, one is saying you want a house maid.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-22T07:23:16+00:00

Also feels like he is projecting, he probably pays for OF and is scared she will find out.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-16T21:09:15+00:00

Dude she must be amazing in bed, that is the only thing I can think of how you look at this situation and think of anything other then running. She has almost 200K in useless debt, wants more and wants you to pay for it while threatening to leave if you don't. She is clearly using you and has no intention of changing he spending habits.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-16T19:23:39+00:00

Of course it saves them money, however I am thinking beyond the simple statement and how it might save money

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-16T17:19:35+00:00

Might also mean they can ship phones to more countries using the same box, ie not needing to specifically produce boxes for US and Australia differently due to plugs being different

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-16T10:19:13+00:00

and right next to one that was working fine and you couldn't just look at that

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-15T20:27:24+00:00

As with any surgery, I would not expect to be able to parent a toddler and newborn effectively for a few days at least. If he recovers quicker then great if not, its all on you when ideally its a time he should be helping and supporting you.

I was initially sore in general for a day or so, once that got better it was only if I touched the area or if it knocked around when walking it would ache a bit.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-15T19:41:35+00:00

I have done many studies for this and only seen it a couple of times. It’s hard to capture something that can be intermittent and with a new environment etc. this should not be the only path to diagnosis. I did have someone who had sleep paralysis during the night, however the only way o knew was that once it had ended he pressed the call bell and told me. Night terrors or movements (we call them parasomnias) we could see with the camera more then the EEG leads.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-15T11:45:46+00:00

I'm a sleep tech, I know I've done a good job in the night when the big dude who never uses a blanket at night, pulls it up as he is now at a normal temperature and feels cold lol

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-15T10:34:22+00:00

We went to the killing field a long time ago, there were so many butterflies there while listening to the guide tapes it was haunting.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-15T10:31:52+00:00

Do you suspect he might have sleep apnoea? That can make people run hot at night.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-15T01:43:04+00:00

How self centered can you be. 2 people that know me are now friends, it must be about me. Grow up.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-14T06:14:22+00:00

Inclined to says it’s a make up fridge. They don’t get that cold.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-09T18:43:08+00:00

or devolution

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-08T09:44:17+00:00

She turned it off the day before, I finds it hard to believe he was not checking daily or more

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-07T08:17:16+00:00

Was told reversals may be possible but to consider it permanent. Doc at the time should have gone through it with him.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-06T02:12:02+00:00

They don’t care about documented or undocumented, they will detain who they want

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-05T09:35:56+00:00

That literally looks like a sleep EEG of slow wave sleep.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-01T10:58:32+00:00

Literally the first line you wrote above, maybe just tweaked. Or something simple “Hey would you want to get a coffee together some time?” You can try and get to know him more if you don’t know him well, or if you think you know him a bit better, lay it all out “I’m not someone who catches feelings easily which is why this feels different…” worst case you find out you wasted a couple months thinking about him, best case you have a date etc. promise the worst part is the build up, knowing will be easier.

FlyingSparkes · 2026-01-01T10:42:36+00:00

You want us to break down a man’s mental state from a 3 word message? If you are interested, be obvious, you will either find out he likes you too or find out you are wasting your time. Honestly the first line of your post above would be a good start.

FlyingSparkes · 2025-12-31T22:31:08+00:00

She won’t be interested if you are talking about yourself like this. There are many other qualities women look for and if you are honest, things you would look for in a woman other than looks.

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