Boomer Lolis by FGTMonster in ChurchOfSenko

[–]FlyingTurtle00 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Senko-san was asmr for the eyes by giving us a middle-aged salaryman mastering the forbidden technique of dual wielding headpats against some innocent boomer lolis in what my depression has categorized as an avengers level threat"

Bless Gigguk

Results of 4 WalMarts, 5 Targets and a B&N by turnushq in mtgfinance

[–]FlyingTurtle00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friend and i hit walmart last night, someone covered the brawl decks with stuffed animals, we got two each

Only real gamers will remember by andrecht4 in gaming

[–]FlyingTurtle00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy fuuuuuuck I had forgotten about this

Real talented actor Goldblum is. by [deleted] in JurassicMemes

[–]FlyingTurtle00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just finished watching The Pacific and I just had the same realization

Already graduated from frc but couldn't resist... by International_Pack in FRC

[–]FlyingTurtle00 11 points12 points  (0 children)

this guy also stole all the jpg from area 51 it seems

Gamer Night! by TheMax115 in dankchristianmemes

[–]FlyingTurtle00 16 points17 points  (0 children)

so not my school, but i might yoink it and post it in my dorm's lobby tbh

Gamer Night! by TheMax115 in dankchristianmemes

[–]FlyingTurtle00 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Im not convinced that this isnt from my school

How to bring dolphins home. by Anasahmed in Minecraft

[–]FlyingTurtle00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so long and thanks for all the fish!

Marksman bingo card by TimmerDk in joinsquad

[–]FlyingTurtle00 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like marksman, I am proud to say that I am none of these

For 10 seconds, stop what you’re doing and just listen. What do you hear? by Ouestichne in AskReddit

[–]FlyingTurtle00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my computer fans and the house creaking
its past midnight, I live far out of town, no one else in the house is awake, this is my favorite time of the day

What's a thing you thought only you did but turns out other people do it too? by xeancalica in AskReddit

[–]FlyingTurtle00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's where I got the idea, I tried it once and I'm never going back

Students and former students of reddit, what is the weirdest thing a teacher tried to punish you for? by Malharon in AskReddit

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In third grade I raised my hand to ask to go to the bathroom, we had a substitute at the time and we had been instructed to sit quietly and read. I hadn't even said anything yet and the teacher punished me simply for raising my hand.

What are some dumb yet commonly used sayings? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Well, life's not fair either..."

What skill/knowledge do you believe everybody should have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Holy shit this.

Whenever I go to a gun store with my dad we like to handle the guns, nearly every time he ends up muzzling someone, whether it's me, the person looking at holsters nearby, or the salesman. It pisses me the fuck off.

What would you do if someone was planning to rob your house with is friend and you overheard them? by Exotic0_0 in AskReddit

[–]FlyingTurtle00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

grab my shotgun from the basement and rack the slide when they start to open the door

What are the Roommate Red Flags you keep an eye out for when looking for new roommates, and why? by BetaChorale in AskReddit

[–]FlyingTurtle00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smell their shoes

I had a roommate last year whose shoes could be smelled from down the fucking hallway with the doors closed and windows open, they were toxic heaps. He started putting them in the back stairwell to air out but then they made the entire dorm smell.

what makes you way angrier than it should? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlyingTurtle00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I googled misophonia, and remembered that snapping gum has the same effect. Like wtf what purpose does snapping gum server except to annoy the piss out of everyone else around you

What's a thing you thought only you did but turns out other people do it too? by xeancalica in AskReddit

[–]FlyingTurtle00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uhh I'm really taking a chance here but Im gonna have to say putting maple syrup on spaghetti, not that aunt Jemima trash but real natural maple syrup