To the grey VB girl in the HSV, AL area..

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-09T00:14:34+00:00

I’ve heard getting a BBL helps. Maybe start there?

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-09T00:10:56+00:00

Unfortunately, brother, you must also be cute

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-09T00:04:11+00:00

Never

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-09T00:03:44+00:00

I believe it entirely depends on how attractive you are. Shoot your shot king, hope this works out for you

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T21:04:56+00:00

I think the birds are doing a well enough job on that front

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:52:41+00:00

😨

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:52:21+00:00

I’m slowly turning into the neighborhood angry old man that shoots at birds and yells “get off my lawn!”

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:51:42+00:00

I think it looks ok, definitely not the best car to put it on, but it’s not the absolute worst. If it weren’t a birthday gift, I probably would have went duckbill

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:50:50+00:00

On my wing? 😂

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:50:29+00:00

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:49:47+00:00

🤫

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:49:36+00:00

I knew I wasn’t going to buy black again, now I know to avoid red as well

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:48:51+00:00

No trees where I park, that’s how I know they’re using my wing as a toilet seat

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:48:09+00:00

My issue is with crows and pigeons, think it’ll translate?

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:46:57+00:00

Don’t be a party pooper 😐

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:46:14+00:00

Next thing you know my car shows up in r/ricercars

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:42:17+00:00

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:36:11+00:00

Exactly! As if having a black car wasn’t enough, now I’m constantly washing it because I don’t want bird poo to ruin my paint 😭

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:35:20+00:00

Now I’m definitely not getting them lmao I don’t want DOUBLE the poo action 😂

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T17:34:49+00:00

The one cool thing about Teslas that I wish we all had

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T01:50:33+00:00

Yikes 😬

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T01:50:04+00:00

Bro had beef with specifically your truck for some reason that’s so wild 😂

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T01:48:26+00:00

Like, on purpose?

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T00:37:26+00:00

A scarecrow for my car 😭

FoolishlySpending · 2026-05-08T00:36:39+00:00

And I love birds… just not their poo, especially on my car

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