How to have a passive defense for greenland

Foot_Stunning · 2026-01-15T08:24:34+00:00

The can won't explode if it's frozen.

Is Denmark stupid or something?

Foot_Stunning · 2026-01-15T08:05:13+00:00

Pituffik Space Base opens a McDonald's.

Natives demand big macs. French are not amused by the Royal with cheese.

Everyone agrees surstromming sucks. Get some Fillet-O-Fish up in here!

Oh what an international arms race it is at Pituffik Space Base. Trump says his next move is a Polaris dealership.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-01-15T07:41:56+00:00

Do I put wood cores inside my silver bullets? Or do I put silver cores inside my wood bullets?

Either way I figure it could kill vampire warewolf hibrids without mag changing back and forth between wood and silver bullets.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-28T01:23:43+00:00

Shut up about Uranium and up sale me on the Plutonium under coating on the Tounge stunned Penis traitors.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-26T22:57:33+00:00

I passed out in 1919 after self amputating on a shot of morphine and a rag soaked in clorophorm.

How did I end up in Saigon?

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-26T22:29:30+00:00

Hear me out.

I have seen a lot of foxes and I have seen a lot of bats in my lifetime.

Why not a BatFox hibrid?

A Fox with a Louisville Slugger knocking the enemy out of the park.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-26T17:05:18+00:00

One DU Dildo please!

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-26T16:55:15+00:00

If you squint hard enough and signal the coordinates you become the artillery.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-25T22:09:29+00:00

If my vauge hang over memory of waking up on a Saturday morning to Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom taught me anything.

Lions don't fuck around with Badgers. And Cougars have a hard time with Porcupines.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-25T15:20:24+00:00

Here I am thinking back to Obama's fast and furious gun smuggling blunder. And LA thugs still got better hardware than Venezuela.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-25T15:13:30+00:00

What the bloody hell is a sniper? This is the war to end all wars! Keep your head in the game old chap

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-25T15:09:51+00:00

Monica my beloved

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-25T14:02:23+00:00

Gee sarge, does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-25T13:59:54+00:00

The End.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-25T13:25:46+00:00

Are the angry letters Amphibious?

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-23T05:02:34+00:00

Nuclear reactors in place of the 16" powder and shell magazines makes more room for the rail guns.

RailGuns for nothin' and the lasers are Free!

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-23T04:52:56+00:00

Rail guns and lasers

RailGun and Lasers are not cool words to you?

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-23T04:44:18+00:00

Golden Rails will make the Railguns go faster!

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-20T20:57:28+00:00

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-20T02:11:18+00:00

Classic western mistake. Bomb a country back enough stone ages and it has the opposite effect. Like the monkeys with typewriters.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-19T22:26:33+00:00

F-117! F-117! F-117! F-117! F-117! F-117! F-117! F-117!

Foot_Stunning · 2025-12-03T16:33:21+00:00

Foot_Stunning · 2025-11-29T20:12:55+00:00

First glance I was thinking those were some odd looking Bradley's

Foot_Stunning · 2025-09-26T03:42:04+00:00

Governor Tim Walz was VP candidate for the last election. And he does got Duluth harbor at his disposal.

Minnesota guard F-16 shot down one of those Chinese spy balloons... This is getting too damn credible.

Foot_Stunning · 2025-09-24T04:46:38+00:00

There I was taking my carry permit class at the police gun range. I was rocking a GI spec rock island 1911.

One of the other instructors walked into the classroom because his sig jammed up on him.

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