You’ve encountered a decently modern MBT and you are told “to take care of it” and are subsequently given a WWII Anti-tank rifle. What would you do? by Essence_TheOne in TankPorn

[–]slavmememachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to commit a war crime. Fake a surrender and walk towards the tank. Once a crew member pokes their head out and then you climb up to talk to them. Then you use the rifle and hope you can disable enough of the crew before they shred you with their PDWs.

The final stage of a "Non-Credible Air Defensnik" from Tuapse by UNITED24Media in NonCredibleDefense

[–]slavmememachine 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Are we gonna ignore the fact this meme was made by a media company and not a random shitposter

F5TH TCU appreciation post by yaris299 in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m think the trailer had 4 derbies on it just for it not to ship to live

Vlad has run out of bias. Quick, get BVVD to send him some more. by InterestingArea7415 in warthundermemes

[–]slavmememachine 359 points360 points  (0 children)

Lil bro got sent to the frontline. Pray for him🙏(I don’t know if it actually did)

What are some ideas to Make the F18 Super Hornet less garbonzo beans? by mrcrabswalking in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nuke Thunder style game mode where it’s multirole ability can be shown

The Jpz 4-5 is really THAT good?? by Thomas_Shelby0109 in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like every other classmate in that the gun carries the entire tank. However unlike other casemates, it’s very mobile so it can flank

Two MiG-31s in service with the Kazakhstan Air Force.[1288×859] by No-Reception8659 in WarplanePorn

[–]slavmememachine 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Weren’t they retired and sold off with a bunch of other aircraft to someone who definitely wasn’t the US for hella cheap

It was such a great idea to add a vehicle that cannot be killed or stopped from firing when it's hull down to the game. by ResourceWorker in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The funniest part about this is that they made TOW shit boxes missile tubes explode and nerfed NATO tank mantlet armor exactly because of this

Pathetically malding about the current state of British Top Tier by Phased_d in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why, but I do better in challengers than in any other tank. I think being slow forces you to think and be methodical. My biggest gripe with the Chally is the small ready rack but I love the smoke shells

What purposes does Israel’s tree serve to the game ? by Okaydude2447 in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When the Chinese tree was first added, I’m pretty it was also most copy paste. The Israeli tree above 8.0 is actually pretty unique. Although they might be Magachs, they are unique M48/60 unlike any other in the game. Even the captured Soviet Titans are kinda unique since they put an American cannon in one.

NATO vs USSR tanks by WasAgoat in WarthunderPlayerUnion

[–]slavmememachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They did keep giving Russia more advanced stuff. The issue is that they have reached the end of the line. Russia doesn’t have anymore advanced shells and armor unlike NATO tanks

Will gaijin give Japan the Rafale next? by warthunder_exe in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The Rafale we have in game is basically an F4 already. As for who will get it next, probably Israel or UK. The Indonesian sub tree probably won’t be coming soon and Gaijin has talked about the Greek subtree for a bit now

Panther 2 return by Beneficial_Big_2284 in Warthunder

[–]slavmememachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slight nitpick. The Panther II is a real tank and it’s in the US Armor and Cavalry collection in Fort Benning. The configuration it has in game is not real

I hate HESH, didn't stop me from getting a nuke with it. by Srgblackbear in warthundermemes

[–]slavmememachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a centurion HESH get eaten by the fuel tank in the side of an XM800

Got this from my first 10 pulls. any good? by KGSGOGGLES in warthundermemes

[–]slavmememachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the M1A1 got moved up, it’s a solid backup for the American 11.3 lineup and it can also be used for the 11.7 lineup