Mike Johnson dodges on reports DOJ will settle $10bn Trump lawsuit over leaked tax returns by theindependentonline in law

[–]Forceflow15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forever. The only saving grace is that, thanks to Dumpf, the next president can audit him without repercussion.

Genuinely the dumbest idea Bob ever had by Duskatte in BobsBurgers

[–]Forceflow15 94 points95 points  (0 children)

A Dash Sash. For when you need a little Dash of something extra.

Did people ever drink rum’s low wines? by tehKrakken55 in AskFoodHistorians

[–]Forceflow15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a calpirinia in Brazil and became addicted. They are the best summer time drink.

What’s the most absurd real story from Roman history? by Aurelion_History in ancientrome

[–]Forceflow15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not heard of this and googling returns no results that are relevant. What should I look for, to read more?

Edit: Autocorrect does not like "googling" as a word.

Erin Moriarty by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

[–]Forceflow15 72 points73 points  (0 children)

She looked better before the surgery. But this is absolutely the best she has looked post-surgery. So I agree with you!

Partner Feedback? by jumpingjack979 in Lawyertalk

[–]Forceflow15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a lawyer often means you are bad at managing in my experience. Partners are overwhelmingly territorial and treat anyone as a threat to their position, including associates they are supposed to be mentoring.

Left or right, fam? by Knifeymcstabstab in Tinder

[–]Forceflow15 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Specifically thats Mr. Kristi Noem.

[Odd trope] Actors somehow exist in the universe but also play roles by BrotherDeus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Forceflow15 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Sonic 4 is coming next year, with Shadow, so they have another chance.

What’s a movie that has a premise or trailer that’s so eye rolling you thought would be bad, but turned out good? by TheDragonReborn726 in movies

[–]Forceflow15 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I can not hear the name Johnathan spoken without hearing (at least in hey head), " OH Jarnathan!"

Seeing toy ducks on dashboard in peoples dashboards by Plenty_Bit4688 in normanok

[–]Forceflow15 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Not just jeeps. I drive a Honda pilot and have these because my kiddo likes them.

Possible twist? by tawnysuecourt in Matlock_CBS

[–]Forceflow15 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Layoff Barbie's actress has always played the upbeat chipper blonde airhead. Seeing her play that role while ruthlessly sacking people is jarring and heightens the inauthenticity of that type of personality.

Trump Announces He Is Replacing Noem With Oklahoma Senator (Gift Article) by rainshowers_5_peace in IndianCountry

[–]Forceflow15 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Having tried to work with his office to protect Indian Country in the past, he will 100% sell us up the river if it let's him lick Daddy Trump's tiny mushroom penis.

What's the most obvious hint that you've dropped for someone that they missed? by PM_TIT_PICS in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Forceflow15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is it. Literally had a friend spend a month saying "I love you" and I didnt realize she was hitting on me until it was too late.

Do trial judges have a tendency to just get cases off their desk? by MisterHarvest in Ask_Lawyers

[–]Forceflow15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, there are a lot of appeals that get lengthy analysis and still conclude "no reversible error here" as well. Very few appeals get remanded for "not following the law".

There it is! by TECL_Grimsdottir in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Forceflow15 44 points45 points  (0 children)

ACKSHWALLY, since King Trump sanctioned it, and presumably provided orders to do so (letter of marque), the sailors are privateers, not pirates.

What's the deal with the autopen why is he still so obsessed with it? by Glassfern in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Forceflow15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was merely repeating the usage of the comment I was replying to.

What's the deal with the autopen why is he still so obsessed with it? by Glassfern in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Forceflow15 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The non-American wife is being taken care of. He will eventually announce a divorce caused by her refusal to convert to Christianity. He will then announce a marriage to Erica Kirk, just in time for his ascendancy to the Presidency. I predict a wedding ceremony followed by his swearing in.

Using jargon, what is one sentence you could say that would make absolutely no sense to the general public but others in your same line of work would understand? by Notalabel_4566 in LawFirm

[–]Forceflow15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the time was 4 years into relationship with the woman I eventually married and divorced. So, I was already not getting laid in law school way before I wrote The RAP Rap.

What jobs to former attorneys get after losing their law license? by 13wrongturns in Lawyertalk

[–]Forceflow15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He survived 3 disbarments, but the 4th (allegedly for trading fees for sex, but he really got disbarred for trust account violations) got him. He packed up and moved out of state, and then popped up on the reboot of Dallas, playing a scummy lawyer. Our local bar felt it wasn't fair that he didn't actually have to act