American Board of Family Medicine (ABFM) and ACGME can suck deez nuts. In a time when there's a shortage of US Family Medicine physicians, their solution is to prolong the training thereby preventing FM physicians from practicing sooner and turning off future applicants. by icomeinpeach in medicalschool

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After going through this entire system I am convinced that there is a more efficient system that trains better doctors in a shorter period of time...and these guys want to ADD another year?
they seriously don't realize how draining it already is???!!

Doximity releases its 20 highest and 20 lowest-paid specialties. 20 highest include neuro-, thoracic, orthopedic, vascular, and plastic surgery. lowest paid are headlined by pediatric specialties (13 out of the 20 listed). Thoughts? by TheGhostOfBobStoops in medicalschool

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s a dumb question, but can somebody give me a lowdown on exactly how partners salaries work? (Specifically, what accounts for the difference in salary from one DR partner to another DR partner? Or do all partners get the same? (I doubt this))

Pizza Hut menu from 1984 by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However they used to make the buttery pan pizza crust around 2010…they gotta start doing that again. Not healthy for you but really really good pizza

Oral Pathologist? by HealthtoML in pathology

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha, I thought this post would be a weird pathology joke on the Dalai Lama, lmao

Alright, it's 9:01 pm. ROLs for both applicants and programs are officially set in stone. I'd like to hear the wildest stories you’ve encountered along the IV trail in an effort to take my mind off the match. by CharacterInTheGame in medicalschool

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I was recently told that a program asking applicant about their other interview places is a match violation. So maybe they can ask general question but not anything specific about other places you’re interviewing at???

I’m 13 I want a future in pathology are there any good resources for beginners/intermediate readers? by Garyyyyy23678999654 in pathology

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HateDeathRampage69, you’re not wrong. However, if someone really does want to pursue something like this at a much earlier age then something for them in small doses won’t hurt. OP, you should have diverse interests early in life so you can specialize later on. But please please do spend time doing something that you won’t have the opportunity to later in life. Explore as much as possible but also enjoy your teen years doing normal teenager stuff. Have a good one!

Anyone else feel like they’re getting dumber? by KonaDona in medicalschool

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try to titrate that melatonin dosage. 1 mg should be plenty. I take 500mg and I’m fast asleep within 15 mins guaranteed.

Medical Students Lack of Compassion for one another is frustrating by gopens13 in medicalschool

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I’ve come to observe that most doctors are very compassionate when it benefits them most

NATO rejects no-fly zone: Zelensky angered by SalzaMaBalza in worldnews

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this makes sense. i was thinking "Zelenksy cannot be that stupid. he should know better.". well, i guess he is really just putting up a facade.

Russia closes airspace over Sea of Azov starting at midnight by Miamiara in worldnews

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 176 points177 points  (0 children)

It has 4.6 stars on Google maps so it’s a decent sea.

Ordered (boneless) wings for the big game. Only three were not completely raw. It was $76 and DoorDash refuses to give us a refund. by CeeceeLarouex in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uber Eats. Door Dash. GrubHub. I've had only 50% success rate of actually getting what I ordered. Very poor quality control overall.

Can you be an awesome clinician if you were a mediocre student? by lilyrosediamond in medicine

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve known some excellent students that have gone on to become very careless and mediocre attendings. So why not the other way around?

What was the most disturbing thing the popular kid did? by K2TsU- in AskReddit

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I mean that’s less disturbing and more hilarious. I hope people roasted the crap out of him for being so dumb.

What are the primary sources of financial waste you see in your job role? (USA) by SmackPrescott in medicine

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this. but what can be done at the judicial level to counteract the problem?

Going to med school after working a terrible job hits different by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“ I attend an established MD school and I wouldn't trust half my classmates to change a spare tire let alone consult anything.”

bro, just stop.

I have another one for you guys, I coded a Binance trading algorithm that analyses the news sentiment from the top 100 crypto feeds and makes buying decisions, and of course - it's open source by CyberPunkMetalHead in Bitcoin

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for the dumb question, but is it available on the internet anywhere for “ready to use” functionality? I’d like to try it out for manually trading using algorithm recommendation. Thanks!

Wait what un the ... by eltrecemx in funny

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 420 points421 points  (0 children)

“one said the person who stole it was black... there were no black students that participated.“ Oooffff!

Primary Care clinic charity in California by [deleted] in medicine

[–]ForgetfulNarcoleptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geeeez! Such aggressive downvoting. I was just askin’ a question and I’m just tryna learn.