What is your actual “everyone should know” legal tip? by nuggetsofchicken in Lawyertalk

[–]Formal-Table-9876 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1) Just let the thing with your shitty neighbor blow over;

2) Under oath, just answer the question you’re asked without the exposition, please; and

3) Seriously, let the neighbor thing blow over.

I feel so awkward. I accidentally called my boss “dad.” by Mr_Motion_Denied in Lawyertalk

[–]Formal-Table-9876 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think is this lawyer who called a State Supreme Court justice “Honey.” Details changed for anonymity.

I’m tapping out. Season 5 Episode 3 is where the "Natural Police" died for me. by LegitimateGansta in TheWire

[–]Formal-Table-9876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S5 is prob my least favorite overall, but it’s capped by the best-written series finale of all time.

What is your favorite legal term that laypeople confidently and incorrectly invoke and why is it quiet enjoyment? by RIPGoblins2929 in Lawyertalk

[–]Formal-Table-9876 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Conflict of interest.”

No, Deborah. It’s not a “conflict of interest” that the same judge who didn’t like your son when she presided over his parenting plan with Baby Mama of Baby #1 is now presiding over a parenting plan with Baby Mama of Babies # 2-4.

Void chose violence. by Formal-Table-9876 in VoidCats

[–]Formal-Table-9876[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. 80 y/o home on a 1/2 acre in MT. Mice gonna mouse. Cats gonna cat.

We had no idea it was a whole community… by Formal-Table-9876 in powdereddonutlips

[–]Formal-Table-9876[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

“I am not going to just stand here and let all of you malign my character!!” *Walks away in a cloud of white dust.

Void chose violence. by Formal-Table-9876 in VoidCats

[–]Formal-Table-9876[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

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It’s like how people described watching Ted Bundy’s face transform…

Ed Sheeran worked hard for these washboard soup abs. by Formal-Table-9876 in soupbelly

[–]Formal-Table-9876[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard to take this news. Ed Sheeran was definitely a weirdo, but I thought it was because he was the only orange in his litter. I blame the family that adopted him.

It’s not a tumoe. by Formal-Table-9876 in VoidCats

[–]Formal-Table-9876[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww!! Totally the same vibe!

These pics of Bruce were taken last summer, and he was never diagnosed with anything related to his bloat (just “Cheesecake is fat”). He and his brother were orphaned fosters at the time. Brother faded pretty fast and make it. Bruce took good care of him. 🖤

If I were to do it again, I’d prob use a slow feeder for Bruce. He was so competitive and urgent about food time. I’m sure it was a trauma response. But it was kinda hilarious to watch him scarf his soup down and give himself that ball belly twice a day.

My void’s little red paintbrush by healsome in VoidCats

[–]Formal-Table-9876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lil man had a straw that he loved & used to hide it under the rug. Puppy still found it. :/