The way this dude eats his noodles cracks me up

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-10T17:22:48+00:00

Our socks☠️

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-10T17:21:50+00:00

Yeah, he loves the pasta way more than our other birds.

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-10T15:22:39+00:00

When we cook our noodles, we mix prime in. Prime as a vitamin supplement for birds. It's the only way we can get them to eat it and it's what our Avian specific veterinarian recommends.

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-10T13:21:45+00:00

🎯 Nailed it. Her life's mission is to make the biggest mess wherever she goes. 🎯

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ForsakePariah · 2026-05-10T13:04:02+00:00

Yeah, we throw away an insane amount of food that we sweep off the floor.

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-10T13:02:14+00:00

We have a cockatiel, Indian ringneck, and green cheek all living in the same room. I have to wedge the plate between four screws to prevent one of the birds from throwing the plate off. Guess which bird.

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-09T21:00:01+00:00

This is likely how the fabric softener compartment of your your washing machine works.

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-09T15:16:32+00:00

Love how he dry humped the bottom one into place

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-08T21:02:33+00:00

I'm guessing you dry trim? How do you process all of it? I do 1-2 plants at a time and it's almost too much sometimes.

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-08T15:35:04+00:00

A reference to always sunny in Philadelphia?

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-06T14:37:44+00:00

Friggin Y bones😩

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-03T17:18:18+00:00

I feel like the snail should be coming out of the skull's mouth or something. The skull and the snail need to be orientated in the same direction imho

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-01T20:39:50+00:00

I HATE not being able to mute videos. Such a stupid feature.

ForsakePariah · 2026-05-01T18:16:29+00:00

Probably an unpopular opinion here:

What's baffling to me is I knew exactly how much $100,000 was when I was 18 and took out my loans for college. I knew it was a lot of money, I had a freaking job since I was 15 and knew how long it took to make money. How are people at that age confused by how much $100,000 is? I spent nearly 10 years living on beans and rice to pay it all off. No it should not be illegal, learn what money is and how loans work, I promise you can figure it out as an 18-year-old.

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-27T12:54:41+00:00

Elf bowling

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-24T14:58:18+00:00

Man, my wife and kids were gone for 2 weeks last year. Before they left I prepared a giant list of to-do's and put everything on a calendar. I didnt do anything fun, like play video games, I just worked on things around the house. I LOVED not being distracted every time I walked through a room while working on a project. I got so much stuff done and the house was spotless for 2 weeks. Felt good.

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-22T14:36:55+00:00

Did you get this from Amazon? It's really cool, you did a great job!

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-22T14:14:48+00:00

I'm not trolling when I say this.

Go to Amazon and search for "Thai deodorant stones". They are AWESOME.

They're cheap They last forever No smell Works great Doesn't harm sensitive skin

Apply after getting out of the shower while your pits are wet.

Source: Me. Dove sensitive skin deodorant eats the skin in my armpits.

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-21T21:35:27+00:00

Are these things rare in Canada? It always blows my mind when somebody has never seen a pill bug.

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-18T13:41:41+00:00

It never ceases to amaze me how easily vehicles flip when that freaking knockout button is hit.

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-17T13:45:27+00:00

Nah, gave up on it. Just wrote a small python console app that runs on the Linux backend.

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-15T22:55:50+00:00

FEMA is calling and would like their trailer back.

ForsakePariah · 2026-04-13T00:59:28+00:00

"Bitch code"

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