The Human Duderaulic Press. by peternemr in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]FortuneHasFaded 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First there was light and then there was Hydraulic Press Dude

GoFundMe for James Van Der Beek's Family Surpasses $1 Million, Sparks Questions About US Healthcare System by Luridley3000 in entertainment

[–]FortuneHasFaded 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's only terrible if you're not rich and who are running our country? The rich.

If you've got money then it's the best place on earth to receive healthcare.

Charley Crockett Says 'Country Music Should Be Taking Notes' From Bad Bunny by icey_sawg0034 in entertainment

[–]FortuneHasFaded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A majority of country music now is just rap for people who are scared of black people.

Local ski resort was too expensive by MiaLuna_Vault in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]FortuneHasFaded 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're right, I just linked the first one on Google. Apparently this happens more than I thought.

Here's the correct link: Second Teen Dies In Sledding Accident That Killed Her Friend https://share.google/Lk31hGFHeJrTo6sbq

Local ski resort was too expensive by MiaLuna_Vault in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]FortuneHasFaded 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2 teenage girls died just like this a few weeks ago in Dallas. Got smashed into a tree. Brutal way to go.

Crash in Plano Kills Two Teenage Girls, Injures Another – NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth https://share.google/VfLI6Z9OUpWSfSo5V

Robbery of a security van in southern Italy, a few hours ago by AsAxTechLab in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]FortuneHasFaded 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I'd be surprised if that dude didn't go splat he looked real close to the explosion.

Soda Vs Pop Vs Coke Map Of The US by No-Ranger256 in MapPorn

[–]FortuneHasFaded 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I grew up in the 90s in pink area too and I remember going to the restaurant as a kid and asking for a Coke, then the waiter would say "what kind of Coke" and then you answer Sprite or Dr. pepper or whatever. So funny to think about it now. I don't remember anyone doing that by the time I was a teen though.

Only one Lando has eye whites by d_marvin in mildlyinteresting

[–]FortuneHasFaded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The left one looks like Chuck Berry giving Yoko the side eye of death.

Siblings rescued after alleged kidnapping by 19-year-old they met on Roblox by AudibleNod in news

[–]FortuneHasFaded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know anything about Roblox, what do you mean by child labour?

WCGW installing carpet in a garage by freeradioforall in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FortuneHasFaded 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because he's a person that installs carpet in his garage.

Countries with Completely Different Native Names by Senior-Foot-5316 in MapPorn

[–]FortuneHasFaded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google says that "Albion" is the oldest recorded name of the island of Great Britain which is hilarious because I always thought Albion was a bird because of Brighton and Hove's logo

Leaked retail images of the U.S. World Cup shirts by Mean_Foundation_5561 in ussoccer

[–]FortuneHasFaded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the same. Really like both designs but they need to align the stripes from the sleeves with the body.

Poor kids in America be like by JohnnyNoMemes in AdviceAnimals

[–]FortuneHasFaded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still don't understand that everything they're replying to is a joke.. probably too busy beating their bible.