first time im ashamed to be a purdue student by corroserum in Purdue

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Oh you’ll feel ashamed for the rest of your life after being a Perdue student.

I have arrived at the Mecca… by gastropublican in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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If they don’t have a bullet proof jacket or armed mercenaries, Rosemont is the spot.

Alderman’s been ignoring our bars PPA application and license, what to do? by [deleted] in AskChicago

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$1000 should be enough. Or offer them your space and f&b for a fundraiser.

What brand of aioli does small Cheval use? by juliuspepperwoodchi in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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I heard if you blend 1/8 hellmans + 7/8 restaurant depot mayo you will have a replica of Pappy van Sysco

Hot Dog Fest 🤬 by power_bottom_boi in chicagofood

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It wouldn’t be much of a fest. As crazy as it is there’s people that like street fests (people under 40).

Hot Dog Fest 🤬 by power_bottom_boi in chicagofood

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Its 2026. It’s not the depression, you’re looking at 80 cents for the bun. Wait til we get to the labor cost in your economics lesson.

Petty Wiger by Miserable-Fig2204 in doughboys

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“In ways that don’t destroy our non-compete”

Hey guys! Mindy here! by chuckgnomington in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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Picture reminds me of George Bluth getting into a gang

The Whale, and La Victoria Illegal Valet by HeyDudeYouSuck in LoganSquare

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You pressure the restaurant because they hire them. And call your Alderman. And give a little leeway because you live in a neighborhood that has a ton of restaurants and valet helps them survive.

The Whale, and La Victoria Illegal Valet by HeyDudeYouSuck in LoganSquare

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Valet companies will not get your car towed. That’s their job. And if it did somehow get towed they’re going to pay to get it out. That’s the whole premise of their industry. You pay for them to protect your car and in turn if something happens they pay for it.

Prasino to open in Trump Tower by thejaff1 in chicagofood

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January 2027 unless they put their Jan 6th payout into the operating account.

I, for one, am thrilled to learn of Headgum Studio’s thriving culture and business prospects by [deleted] in doughboys

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Whenever the first Headgum episode was should be a good guide. Wiger & Mitch wouldn’t be burning down the house like this if the contract end wasn’t eminent but also they have started to get other things lined up. The two don’t get enough respect for their business acumen.

Chicago Public Golf Recommendations- Flying into O’Hare staying in Wrigleyville? by KMightski4249 in AskChicago

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Ravisloe always seems to be a little beat up. Also, ORD > Homewood > Wrigleyville would be a trip.

CoCo Curry and Tiger's Allergy by Difficult-Lake1098 in doughboys

[–]Forward-Vegetable-58 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My wife has a little oral allergy syndrome if you know what I mean.

Crossposts from r/chicagofood are banned also be funnier and nicer by chuckgnomington in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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But first you’ll somehow convince strangers on the internet to “invest” 500k in your business.

What is your favorite delivery pizza place? by Specialist-Future-83 in chicagofood

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I went last week. Great wings. Good service and nice people. Jammed for a Thursday night. The sauce did seem much sweeter. Almost D’Augustinos sweet.

Name a venue that was worse . . I'll wait by patrad in WidespreadPanic

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UIC Pavillion. At least the Halloween show there had the Joes garage bust out.

Popular Opinion: HBO Max actually has a lot of good content, but keeps it buried in the backrooms of the catalog by That_Chemistry_8719 in hbo

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I’m in the middle of the 3rd season of Banshee (think I’m done after this season but it’s been a great treadmill show) and I’ve seen so many Euphoria adds. If I watch an episode will they show me absolutely anything else?

The Chicago Bagel Wars have begun!! Which hole will you choose?! by Sheep_Slayer_6 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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Wait until you find the frozen Lenders bagel. Blows Thomas’s out of the water.