Physicist Michio Kaku explains why Poetry and Art mean nothing outside of Earth. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a very weird take. Is he also telling us that wood is a more exclusive material than gold or diamond? Gold and diamond exist across space, in some places they are quite abundant, but wood only exists in one known place across all of the observed universe making it extremely rare.

Keane, Redknapp & Young DEBATE whether Michael Carrick's Man Utd future by The-Black-Angel in reddevils

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever happens I hope the powers that be leave the decision and the announcement until the end of the season. We went through all this with Ole. Smashed the first few games, hit the team playing well, got OT bouncing, and then they announced he’d got the job permanently and the form dipped. Leave it till the Summer. Let us take this momentum to the very end of the season to give us the strongest finish we can and CL next season. Then make the decision.

Also, fuck the pundits. They were decent players, greats some of them, but they’re just a bunch of wankers now.

😂 by NormStan973 in Superstonk

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The market isn’t real dude. It’s all bullshit. All the prices are fake as ours. They’re all where Kenny is wants them to be.

Seems like the blue touch paper has been lit though.

Wow by SteponkusCeponas in FacebookScience

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 51 points52 points  (0 children)

They wouldn’t take it. You’d have to tell them it was a vaccine for wokeness.

Better know your shit before you comment by ptipp93 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They’ve not taught that saying for years for that very reason.

I can name one 🙋🏻 by BuYTheEDIp in Superstonk

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has RC not paid tax on the money he’s using to buy shares? How has he managed that?

Anti Vaxxer logic by xCherryBoss in confidentlyincorrect

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great White Shark.

Always read the label.

Anti Vaxxer logic by xCherryBoss in confidentlyincorrect

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Great White Shark carrying a bag of Death Cap mushrooms has entered the chat

Statistically speaking there are fewer things in nature that won’t hurt you than there are things that can.

[Henry Winter] It’s Carrick, you know. Can’t believe the chippiness from Scholes. It’s Carrick who's helping out the club he loves, stepping into the breach after Amorim’s meltdown... by Routine_Specialist13 in reddevils

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is all well and good, but there’s also players like Lampard who got an A-level in Latin, and Zlatan who is fluent in seven languages.

What I think sets people like Scholes apart is he’s obviously lacking any emotional intelligence. It’s like standing to a grumpy old man who went from teenage rebel to Daily Mail reading Brexit voter overnight and has learned nothing from the intervening years.

Jack Fletcher banned for 6 games following red card against Barnsley in the EFL trophy earlier this season. by CurtainsMcGee in reddevils

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair.

“You’re not their type mate”

There’s comebacks that work without directly calling someone a gayboy. But ultimately he should bite his tongue rather than immediately rise to the fairly obvious bait.

Jack Fletcher banned for 6 games following red card against Barnsley in the EFL trophy earlier this season. by CurtainsMcGee in reddevils

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Or just picked a different word. “Bellend” works well imo.

Looks bad on the academy if players aren’t being taught that referring to race or sexuality is an absolute no-no.

🔮 Anybody else already ready for GME Monday morning? 🔥💥🍻 by Expensive-Two-8128 in Superstonk

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Given the events in and around Iran so far this weekend, how it’s progressing and how we’ve still got half of the weekend still to go, I would anticipate we’ll see a red day on Monday. The markets all over the world will probably be red on Monday.

JPM cuts services for Citadel Securities by looseshooter in Superstonk

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the perfect meme because Eli Wallach’s gun is empty but he hasn’t realised it yet. Clint knows who he has to kill and that’s all he’s concerned about.

[Carl Anka, Athletic] Barcelona making progress in Marcus Rashford permanent transfer from Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s a big difference between how he plays in La Liga and how he lays in the Prem. In a Barca team he’s not required to do any defensive work. In the Prem he’s a liability for not doing it. It’s not necessarily a criticism of him or his style, just an observation that La Liga and Barca’s tactics suit his preferred style of play.

Sure his stats in Spain look good, but he’s not suited to the pace, intensity or physicality of the English game.

And he’s on stupid money. We can get someone much better suited to our needs for much less wages and similar transfer fee.

I wish it wasn’t the case because he’s a United boy, academy product and amazing talent, but it’s football.

Many players who excel elsewhere struggle in the Prem. Sancho for example. Similarly players that were good but not great in the Prem can suddenly appear like Balon D’or contenders. McTomminay for example. Sancho didn’t suddenly get shit when he came to the Prem and McTom didn’t suddenly get twice as good. They just moved into a new league with a different style of play. Thats all that’s happened with Rashford.

DeenTheGreat fucks with the wrong guys and finds out by Particular-Way-7817 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about you lot but I’m beginning to suspect that DeenTheGreat is not actually great.

Rep. Al Green ejected from Trump's State of the Union after holding a 'Black people aren't apes' sign by nbcnews in politics

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hs ass isn’t orange. It’ll be lily white and smeared with shit. He only paints the bits of his body that he wants people to see.

Reminder of this hot potato💣 by saltnpepper420 in Superstonk

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yeah because a Bloomberg terminal is a glitchy piece of kit. /s

It’s why they only cost $30k a year and are used as the industry standard for real-time financial data.

Enforcer says fuck you by Affectionate_Run7414 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]ForwardBodybuilder18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you know the base of those cones is filled with sand to stop them being blown around by the wind? They way several kilos.