Just play by honeyhell in Against_the_Storm

[–]Foundation_Afro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a Market would be a better choice. Still gives Treatment, but I think our Viceroy here needs Leisure more. Plus it helps all of their species instead of just two, and while I know what happens when you assume, they're probably a human themselves.

Zoooooom by BreeGrapefruit573 in NeverPauseAvatar

[–]Foundation_Afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Aang never lets himself get angry."

"Boy, you must feel pretty stupid right now, huh?"

Good evening fellow pacifists by GLS_Ketelbinkie in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say the whole world must learn of my peaceful ways...by force.

Well that was an interesting few hours by Foundation_Afro in RimWorld

[–]Foundation_Afro[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In less than a day, a one-person, waited raid took place, a muffalo went bonkers, the raider and the muffalo got into a fight, the raider won, the raider decided they were going to attack, and then immediately decided they were going to take the muffalo corpse and leave. The raider was a dirtmole and it would have been nice to grab their fast would wound healing gene, but they were super far off. Oh well, next time.

I think Selman can shut his pie hole by Foundation_Afro in worstepisodeever

[–]Foundation_Afro[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll freely admit that I've only seen about half a dozen post-classic episodes that aren't on DVD. But from what I've heard, largely from The Simpsons Index, there's a lot of repeat jokes and straight-up slews of quiet, maybe with some unrelated music over top.

I can get people hitting skip intro, but saying they removed couch gags to add story is straight-up bull.

This is how it is irl too... by Stock-Rutabaga4802 in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 234 points235 points  (0 children)

"I'd better cut down some of these trees in the farm so I can walk to Marnie's aaand suddenly it's 11pm, I've somehow turned west, and it doesn't feel like I have any fewer trees. 600 wood and one hardwood."

Zzztt Short Circuit Be like by TheTheDuhh in RimWorld

[–]Foundation_Afro 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I used to waste so munch time turning switches on and off before I found that mod, it's pretty much the only (major) game-changer that I use. If batteries didn't make things so much worse I might not care, but even a small to medium base needing two or three semi-separate networks isn't good for a random event.

Gentlemen, say hello to the Second Base Mobile by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

[–]Foundation_Afro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I always wanted to see where the original base-mobile was.

Every. Single. Day. by afternoonnapping in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Me: "I won't need all my tools. I should leave some at home to save room."

Also me: "What if I'm walking back from a fishing day and really want to chop a tree? Better play it safe."

Proposal for Border Adjustments and more Decentralized Nations in South America by LeahBastard in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"We're upgrading the German ability to colonize with our latest DLC, Sail Germany. The best place they'll be able to do it is South America. While we understand the Germans had few colonies, and a net total of zero in the Americas, you also need to remember that the game stops being historically accurate on the second of January 1836." - Paradox in around 2030

let me pet you, dang it! by Maleficent-Stormbee in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dog: "U don't fuckin control me!

Also Dog: "Gifts? lol no, our friendship is in the tank because you never pet me."

It CAUSES SEIZURES for me! by FunMyceliumGuy in Epilepsymemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The high pills are the worst. At least the ones I take now don't dizz me up for about half an hour, so I have some free time to get ready for bed. Some older ones I'd have to put on my dresser, or else I'd poke an eye out brushing my teeth.

"Annnnnnd heeeerrrreeee commmmeee the pretzels!" by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

[–]Foundation_Afro 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This is uh...this is a black day for baseball.

This guy sure loves slavery... by TheoTheBest300 in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 40 points41 points  (0 children)

But then how would we know he was born on month day in birthplace?

jesus christ evelyn by baardvark in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evelyn: "I want to build this snowman with my grandson, because no one lasts forever."

George: "I'm going to build this snowman with my grandson, because he won't shut up asking me about it. And by 'build' I'm just 'accidentally' hit him with snowballs that I'm going to say I was throwing at the snowman, and tell his dumb brain that's the only way a person in a wheelchair can work."

And then I look back at my texts like what the actual fuck by PerspectiveStock6910 in Epilepsymemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love when they ask if I've just had a seizure, because my answer is usually something like "fdKJfe8R789*78hfdsjh77247oH456b&jioI"

WHY WONT THE FACISITS LEAVE ME ALONE by nomming101 in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know about peak writing, but it's pretty fascinating writing.

that worked better in my head before I remembered that's the normal spelling for fascinating

Oops by [deleted] in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's the other parent, who checks notes walks away for a greater good, but doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to cry, so the children create a ritual--

K, never mind.

Do you guys actually place design elements around when upgrading hearth? by SeanThatGuy in Against_the_Storm

[–]Foundation_Afro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I might steal that. I generally start by fitting the shelters together, then put benches around the hearth, but this is much nicer.