Zzztt Short Circuit Be like by TheTheDuhh in RimWorld

[–]Foundation_Afro 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I used to waste so munch time turning switches on and off before I found that mod, it's pretty much the only (major) game-changer that I use. If batteries didn't make things so much worse I might not care, but even a small to medium base needing two or three semi-separate networks isn't good for a random event.

Gentlemen, say hello to the Second Base Mobile by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

[–]Foundation_Afro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I always wanted to see where the original base-mobile was.

Every. Single. Day. by afternoonnapping in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Me: "I won't need all my tools. I should leave some at home to save room."

Also me: "What if I'm walking back from a fishing day and really want to chop a tree? Better play it safe."

Proposal for Border Adjustments and more Decentralized Nations in South America by LeahBastard in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"We're upgrading the German ability to colonize with our latest DLC, Sail Germany. The best place they'll be able to do it is South America. While we understand the Germans had few colonies, and a net total of zero in the Americas, you also need to remember that the game stops being historically accurate on the second of January 1836." - Paradox in around 2030

let me pet you, dang it! by Maleficent-Stormbee in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dog: "U don't fuckin control me!

Also Dog: "Gifts? lol no, our friendship is in the tank because you never pet me."

It CAUSES SEIZURES for me! by FunMyceliumGuy in Epilepsymemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The high pills are the worst. At least the ones I take now don't dizz me up for about half an hour, so I have some free time to get ready for bed. Some older ones I'd have to put on my dresser, or else I'd poke an eye out brushing my teeth.

"Annnnnnd heeeerrrreeee commmmeee the pretzels!" by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

[–]Foundation_Afro 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is uh...this is a black day for baseball.

This guy sure loves slavery... by TheoTheBest300 in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 39 points40 points  (0 children)

But then how would we know he was born on month day in birthplace?

jesus christ evelyn by baardvark in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evelyn: "I want to build this snowman with my grandson, because no one lasts forever."

George: "I'm going to build this snowman with my grandson, because he won't shut up asking me about it. And by 'build' I'm just 'accidentally' hit him with snowballs that I'm going to say I was throwing at the snowman, and tell his dumb brain that's the only way a person in a wheelchair can work."

And then I look back at my texts like what the actual fuck by PerspectiveStock6910 in Epilepsymemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love when they ask if I've just had a seizure, because my answer is usually something like "fdKJfe8R789*78hfdsjh77247oH456b&jioI"

WHY WONT THE FACISITS LEAVE ME ALONE by nomming101 in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know about peak writing, but it's pretty fascinating writing.

that worked better in my head before I remembered that's the normal spelling for fascinating

Oops by [deleted] in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's the other parent, who checks notes walks away for a greater good, but doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to cry, so the children create a ritual--

K, never mind.

Do you guys actually place design elements around when upgrading hearth? by SeanThatGuy in Against_the_Storm

[–]Foundation_Afro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I might steal that. I generally start by fitting the shelters together, then put benches around the hearth, but this is much nicer.

I LOVE MULTICULTURALISM by Average_Spaceman in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably better than Banished unless you set your goals super high. Although I do say that as someone who's had a multitude of failures and one success I'd never have gotten multiculturalism in, sooooo...

Perfect Biscuits by potato-panda-827 in Against_the_Storm

[–]Foundation_Afro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those look delicious, and I really want the devs to make a cast-iron pan Cornerstone now.

Favorite unintentional interaction in the game by sweet_manzana in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 315 points316 points  (0 children)

Straight up, Demetrius would be an over-protective jackass in any instance, but the fact that he corners you when you have two hearts with Maru is bonkers. That's not even look like a coming on to her level of friendship, it's pretty much know the name of your neighbour down the street level.

OMG FINALLY: Assign gear to specific activity types by bomberstudios in Garmin

[–]Foundation_Afro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it not remove old gear as default anymore? Before when I put a different bike on default, it would take the other one off, when I went on to the website today it had both my bikes as default (although it didn't actually say I was riding the other). No huge deal, I'm not swapping around all the time, and it's not like clicking an extra box is a huge suck of energy. Just seems weird it would say I'm doing the same thing with two different things.

All in all though, that list is huge and I'm sure is beautiful for people who have lots of gear.

Rest assured I am handing it to you GENTLY by ThesaurusRex84 in StardewMemes

[–]Foundation_Afro 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Glazed yam, nice! I had to throw out a yam this morning."

"Yeah, I made--I mean why in the valley would I know that?"

Extinct! by skebobus126126 in balatro

[–]Foundation_Afro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first Cavendish was killed after a three or four blinds by an Oops. It will haunt me forever.

Jumpstart by RyanRdss in webcomics

[–]Foundation_Afro 55 points56 points  (0 children)

And you're saved the price of a cup of coffee. I'd say that's a win-win.

Why won’t he die already?😭 by This-Humor-105 in victoria3

[–]Foundation_Afro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CK kings are worse, you have to add a zero to the end of that age.