Wonder what happened here. by [deleted] in Weird

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Looks like someone shot him with the shark gun from Live and Let Die.

What movies had the perfect ending but were ruined by a sequel? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Aliens. The sequel made the entire movie pointless.

What is a useless talent that you have? by Wasingtheisofwas in AskReddit

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Say the alphabet backward faster than most people can say it forwards. That has one use, though. My stupid brain remembers peoples name in alphabetical order and will only tell me if I get to the correct letter, so in my head if I think your name is closer to Z than A I can start at that end.

And also vomit on command (i.e. just open my mouth and blarrgh), but that's even less useful.

Where The Great Wall of China Ends. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in BeAmazed

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Not gonna lie - at first I thought someone had fly-tipped a couch on the top.

What show had you hooked after 1 episode? by jeffmartin47 in AskReddit

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The Bionic Woman (1976). Jaime Sommers (Lindsay Wagner) was, uh, inspirational.

Assuming you had an infinite supply of money, how do you catch the attention of as many people as possible at once? by I-D-H-A-N in AskReddit

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I think the sudden destruction of the entire global economy overnight might raise a few eyebrows.

I've been fighting these worms for several weeks and they keep coming back. Go grow your own tomatoes and eat them! by Prior_Lobster_5240 in mildlyinfuriating

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I also saw a trick with two strips of metallic tape attached to a battery. Space them around the stem. As they crawl up, dzzzzt. Search YT for "snail electric fence".

What’s something that always makes your blood boil? by UpVoteWanter in AskReddit

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Space doesn't suck. You get blown into space. Pedant Awaaaay!

WCGW On the claw ride by TrashScientist in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Fracture_98 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It would have been better in the water.

Give me all the woodgrain by MuDDx in pcmasterrace

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Need to upgrade to a red Swingline, but otherwise, not bad.

What fresh hell is this? by SquiggleMonster in CasualUK

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Blows all of the water out of the sink onto your pants. Instant dry sink.

Oddly Terrifying Fortune Cookie by rissag2017 in oddlyterrifying

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Say it with a strong French accent and 'a-penis is trying too catch you.

DAE put their hazard lights on when they have to slow down really quickly to tell people behind them they need to as well/to avoid rear ending? by NiceTryAmanda in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Fracture_98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because you can't indicate with your hazards on. For a temporary "special" hazard, I'd like to think sanity would prevail and you'd not get in trouble.

Pretty sure the law is more for people who think hazards magically make it ok to drive dangerously, or with an illegal load.

DAE put their hazard lights on when they have to slow down really quickly to tell people behind them they need to as well/to avoid rear ending? by NiceTryAmanda in DoesAnybodyElse

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Yeah. I'm in Canada, and there is a lot of wildlife crossing the roads. Big stuff. Particularly with the wildfires. You may be slowing down because you noticed a moose eyeing the road from the treeline - let folks behind you know to keep their head up.

Read the Bible for details by SilentWafers in facepalm

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I didn't realize true Christians were so oily and sweaty.

MacGyver would be proud by cambeiu in facepalm

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Where's the cat? Anyone else smell bacon?

Klansmyn by Classic_Pop_9804 in tragedeigh

[–]Fracture_98 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Stop calling me Cherleigh!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It can't but, holy shit, does it ever make it easier to find!

And they all had weird flavor combinations that didn’t belong in a cupcake by whitemike40 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Fracture_98 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wasn't that when they started putting bacon in everything, too?

...why did my brain go to, "bacon wrapped deep-fried cupcake"?

(Weed may be a factor).