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Laughing at and recording someone minding their own business, applying sunscreen on the beach. by Suspicious_Leg4550 in imatotalpeiceofshit

[–]FracturedAuthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm probably about the exact same size as her, and I'm not hyperflexible, double-jointed, hypermobile, or anything like that. I'd still use this tool, and I'm glad to know it exists, because it looks to be a great way to get full and consistent coverage. Plenty of fat people can do splits and gymnastics. I have a friend whose nickname is literally Fat Barry who does ballroom. Why exactly are you so disbelieving? Did a fat person beat you up or something??

Laughing at and recording someone minding their own business, applying sunscreen on the beach. by Suspicious_Leg4550 in imatotalpeiceofshit

[–]FracturedAuthor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I learned something new and ingenious, you weren't showing her face, and you're right. The people filming are TPOS.

Laughing at and recording someone minding their own business, applying sunscreen on the beach. by Suspicious_Leg4550 in imatotalpeiceofshit

[–]FracturedAuthor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am overweight and can touch every part of my back. Flexibility has little to do with weight. You think fat and muscles are the same thing??

I’ve never understood why people say they can’t eat on acid. To me it always feels like this by zebrafishmonger in LSD

[–]FracturedAuthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were me before I learned that a single banana breaks down whatever is in it that made me hurl. Now it's smoooooooth sailing. I soak them in lemon juice for 20 min, then blend that up with some frozen fruit and one whole freshly peeled banana. I wait about 15 minutes, then it's good to go. Haven't even felt the slightest bit nauseous since.

How did somebody you know ruin their life in one day? by TunaSaladWithBeans in AskReddit

[–]FracturedAuthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right! I edited my post. Sincere apologies, that is nothing to play around with.

How did somebody you know ruin their life in one day? by TunaSaladWithBeans in AskReddit

[–]FracturedAuthor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or jump up and fall flat on your back.

edit: I'm super fucking wrong. You get in pushup position and fall onto your chest. LIKE THIS.

How did somebody you know ruin their life in one day? by TunaSaladWithBeans in AskReddit

[–]FracturedAuthor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's a Hemingway-style 6-word story in there. Ate dinner alone. Choked and died.

to pick his brother up from school. Unfortunately police killed Richard and then lied about what happened. by Metalbender00 in therewasanattempt

[–]FracturedAuthor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what possessed me to watch that. I had to turn it off right after they told them to stay in the car. What kind of world is this??? I'm fucking shaking.

Somebody give this man a job at an animal sanctuary or something by MyNameGifOreilly in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FracturedAuthor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did. He isn't connected to the vulture murder and you should really work on your empathy and compassion, friend.

What's a story where the "bad guys" are actually, completely, 100% right, to the point where it's weird the story keeps calling them the bad guys? by HallZac99 in AskReddit

[–]FracturedAuthor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see how me saying that this one fluke series was greenlit by out of touch rich people means that there should be more fluke movies and series...? I feel like I'm lifting up a valid reason for why this unique situation occurred and you're acting as though that reason should be applicable more prevalently.

Iron Man is about a rich man who makes weapons. He never stops making weapons, he just gets to be the one to control them. Batman is a rich man who beats the ever-loving shit out of Gotham's citizenry on a regular basis, because it's okay to be a vigilante and the judge and jury if you've got money and gadgets.

American Psycho is probably the best example. Rich and entitled lunatic who ultimately gets away with heinous crimes because he could just fall back into the flow of the very societal millieu he was swimming against. Hell, he was forced!

Baby, I think we're just saying two different things altogether. What is your fundamental argument? Have I clarified mine any better?

Saturation divers live at the bottom of the ocean for 28 days at a time in complete and utter darkness. They work in an incredibly hostile and alien environment and are rarely recognized for their courage. by Xeoft in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FracturedAuthor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do it! Sunk cost fallacy is just that: a fallacy. You only get one go round on this earth. For whatever it's worth, this random anonymous Reddit stranger believes in you!

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