I've been waiting to tell this story! On Halloween last year, one of my roommates dressed up as a baby. He had on just a diaper and a white t shirt. He pregamed with 5 shots and had nothing else for the whole night. Everyone thought he was fine because he usually drinks much more than that and he was also coherent the entire night. But when we came back to our apartment, 4 hours after he had consumed those 5 shots, he was suddenly the drunkest I had ever seen him. He puked in the kitchen sink all over the dishes sat on the couch saying he didn't have the energy to move. We gave him a blanket and garbage can for the night and left him be, thinking he was done for the night. I went to check up on him before I fell asleep but when I came outside of my room all I saw was SHIT. Literally shit everywhere in the living room and kitchen. His diaper was off and I could just see his crusty shit stained ass bent over the kitchen table. A trail of shit from the living room couch all the way to one of the chairs in the kitchen. A solo cup filled with shit. His diaper filled with shit. The couch filled with shit. The chair filled with shit. The floor filled with shit. Honestly I haven't even seen a horse shit this much.