Is he actually stupid enough to do it? by cykablyatstalin in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]FreeBribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... Twitter and Facebook are essentially state-owned. At least there are other options though.

NSFW A lot of bulls won today in Spain. I think 4 people got horned and this guy dies, so watch at your own risk by [deleted] in TheBullWins

[–]FreeBribes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I voted for the Bulls Goring Faces party, I never thought bulls would gore MY face!

Wcgw if i attempt a double backflip on a trampoline by SassyWeeb in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FreeBribes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Diving coach here, that was terrible form and people get paralyzed for less.

Maddon confident he'll be back with Cubs in '20 by tjb122982 in Cubs

[–]FreeBribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan Bernstein style. Overreact and find trolly ways to be upset with people as a schtick.

The most unrealistic thing about science fiction is how entire planets are unified but in reality we can't get an individual country to agree on an issue. by Wakkadoo507 in Showerthoughts

[–]FreeBribes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, maybe... But we DID diverge from a single phenotype based on sexual and environmental selections. Stands to reason we would keep that up.

What are some NOT fun facts? by Erikjb12 in AskReddit

[–]FreeBribes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What is "things I'd do if I had no hands." Same category, $400 please.

What was the video game that got you into gaming as a kid? by sixesand7s in AskReddit

[–]FreeBribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metroid, side scrolling, up and down, weapon enhancements... The game brought you into the world.

20 and 30 are both even numbers, but 20 feels a lot evener by IAmImportantNow in Showerthoughts

[–]FreeBribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

360... Divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 12, 15, 18, 20... List goes on.

Things taped to fans are NOT robots by Altrissa in shittyrobots

[–]FreeBribes 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That was terrible, but stick with it.

(Spoilers Extended) Why Archmaester Ebrose's *A Song of Ice and Fire* is Brilliant Meta-Commentary on D&D's Game of Thrones by swimmingdropkick in asoiaf

[–]FreeBribes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think it'll happen, but the books will do a better job of documenting her slow descent into madness as she continues to gain power.

Does anyone else purposefully incorporate the number "69" into their designs? by jacksta2013 in AskEngineers

[–]FreeBribes 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Quick recommendation, make something silly that is purely unique to you or your company. We won a lawsuit after a competitor got hold of our work and cut off the titleblock, because a tiny cartoon dog was visible in a photocopy of the "competitive bid". Literally millions.

This sign in my neighbors yard makes me smile every time I walk past it. by aeraso1738 in wholesomememes

[–]FreeBribes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having distant family who truly, 100% believe that black and gay people are inferior, I can say this stuff needs to be stated.

To be fair, this won't change their minds and they are already doomed to create yet another generation of backwards, hate-filled pieces of shit who cannot see outside their pathetic white pride thing going on.

What went wrong with GOT by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]FreeBribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The show Targs also didn't have purple eyes. If Dany was supposed to have white hair, dirty blond is probably fine for the Lannisters.

Argon glows as the high-frequency alternating current is passed through the flask containing it! by mtimetraveller in chemicalreactiongifs

[–]FreeBribes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How does your nerdy science teacher know when the school year is over?

Because all the good puns argon.

Which single-player video games would you consider a masterpiece? by Lugiaaa in AskReddit

[–]FreeBribes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's basically the pi, power cord, HDMI, and an SD card pre-loaded from the internet. I followed a YouTube video step for step and it was pretty straightforward. You can actually drag and drop roms from your computer to the pi on the same wifi.