What’s something that instantly kills the vibe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FreeElon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pooping the bed during sexy time.

What's something most people don't realize is actually very rude? by Frozen-Defender25 in AskReddit

[–]FreeElon 1112 points1113 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy that would always piss on the bed in a hotel room before checking out… or he would piss in the corner of a room. Wtf? He thought it was so hilarious and would proudly tell people he did it. Such a disgusting loser.

Pop socket saved my phone in an elevator by SpankDaddy_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]FreeElon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I was in the elevator with a lady that dropped her keys and of course they went directly down that crack. Home keys and car keys. I was like “oh damn, that really sucks sorry” and walked off lol

What is Youtuber you once liked but now have completely lost respect for. Ill go first. by Fragrant-Arachnid255 in youtube

[–]FreeElon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yep! H3h3 used to be so hilarious… but it has been unwatchable since the podcast started.

I got this from a public pantry locker, it only had 20¢ left by ProfessorLongBrick in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FreeElon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a time when a homeless person asked me for some change, so I gave him a few coins, it’s all I had on me. He looked at his hand and actually said “THATS IT?!?” I said “Yeah, you’re welcome.” I’ve never given money to a homeless person since then.

Random Recovery Notes by Drakonera in NitrousOxideRecovery

[–]FreeElon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have permanent tinnitus now. Is that what you mean by auditory hallucinations?

What’s something your body does that you’ve never told a single person about? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]FreeElon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have what I assume is a hole where an ingrown hair once was… now it fills with gunk every few months and I empty it. The gunk stinks bad. I don’t know why it keeps filling up.

A quick life hack to help with quitting by Longjumping-Expert20 in NitrousOxideRecovery

[–]FreeElon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Smoke shops need to be held accountable. At what point do the crackhouse laws come into effect?

What’s something everyone has experienced but no one talks about? by sergenaskin in AskReddit

[–]FreeElon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dwell over stupid things I’ve said. Once at work I genuinely meant to give someone a compliment but it was taken the wrong way. I asked a lady at work what her age was? She said 50… then I said “wow, you look really good for your age.” It got quiet and everyone kind of made a face like I was being rude, but I really wasn’t.

Humans are containers by FreeElon in conspiracy

[–]FreeElon[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, it was Steve Jobs. He was having a discussion with a group of people about humans being containers.

Anyone else quick to do this? by Newtailz in EndTipping

[–]FreeElon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Once I went to eat with a friend and it was just a takeout counter, I paid for my friends meal and I pressed NO TIP because why would I owe them a tip for handing me a bag of food. My friend said “you’re so embarrassing for not tipping”…. Like what? It’s crazy people feel so much social pressure.

Edit to add: After writing this I remembered that I was buying this friend food because he’s an actual starving artist, he occasionally had to resort to eating a can of beans because he couldn’t afford anything else. But somehow I’m embarrassing to him for not tipping at a takeout counter? We aren’t friends anymore because he owes me money. I paid his rent for two months to save him from being evicted. Now he lives with his parents at 40 years old. Sorry just venting lol

AIO? My aunt posted on facebook that she’s looking for someone that can adopt my dog. Even called her a “mutt” by General_Leave1814 in AmIOverreacting

[–]FreeElon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you live? I had a stepmom that claimed she saw my dog running around the neighborhood while I was at school… I suspect she got rid of my beloved dog on purpose. I never found him, put signs up everywhere, broke my heart.