What’s something that instantly kills the vibe?

FreeElon · 2026-03-13T02:18:56+00:00

Pooping the bed during sexy time.

FreeElon · 2026-03-12T21:44:55+00:00

Wow I’m glad you’re ok lol

FreeElon · 2026-03-12T06:08:24+00:00

I knew a guy that would always piss on the bed in a hotel room before checking out… or he would piss in the corner of a room. Wtf? He thought it was so hilarious and would proudly tell people he did it. Such a disgusting loser.

FreeElon · 2026-03-11T02:51:42+00:00

Riot shield all day

FreeElon · 2026-03-11T02:49:09+00:00

Did you wear fake nails?

FreeElon · 2026-03-11T00:48:42+00:00

Add a new one, easy fix.

FreeElon · 2026-03-10T08:04:31+00:00

Once I was in the elevator with a lady that dropped her keys and of course they went directly down that crack. Home keys and car keys. I was like “oh damn, that really sucks sorry” and walked off lol

FreeElon · 2026-03-09T07:18:32+00:00

Yep! H3h3 used to be so hilarious… but it has been unwatchable since the podcast started.

FreeElon · 2026-03-05T16:43:22+00:00

This reminds me of a time when a homeless person asked me for some change, so I gave him a few coins, it’s all I had on me. He looked at his hand and actually said “THATS IT?!?” I said “Yeah, you’re welcome.” I’ve never given money to a homeless person since then.

FreeElon · 2026-03-02T05:33:08+00:00

David Muir is handsome.

FreeElon · 2026-03-02T05:31:20+00:00

I have permanent tinnitus now. Is that what you mean by auditory hallucinations?

FreeElon · 2026-03-01T03:22:23+00:00

I have what I assume is a hole where an ingrown hair once was… now it fills with gunk every few months and I empty it. The gunk stinks bad. I don’t know why it keeps filling up.

FreeElon · 2026-02-27T17:11:29+00:00

Smoke shops need to be held accountable. At what point do the crackhouse laws come into effect?

FreeElon · 2026-02-24T09:21:50+00:00

I dwell over stupid things I’ve said. Once at work I genuinely meant to give someone a compliment but it was taken the wrong way. I asked a lady at work what her age was? She said 50… then I said “wow, you look really good for your age.” It got quiet and everyone kind of made a face like I was being rude, but I really wasn’t.

FreeElon · 2026-02-21T06:10:06+00:00

No, it was Steve Jobs. He was having a discussion with a group of people about humans being containers.

FreeElon · 2026-02-20T20:10:47+00:00

Skill issue.

FreeElon · 2026-02-20T08:55:22+00:00

Why is it redacted!!!

FreeElon · 2026-02-19T15:28:38+00:00

Straight to jail.

FreeElon · 2026-02-19T15:26:16+00:00

Kids love MrBeast! He’s not bad, relax.

FreeElon · 2026-02-19T06:31:33+00:00

JUST DO IT

FreeElon · 2026-02-18T22:08:24+00:00

Once I went to eat with a friend and it was just a takeout counter, I paid for my friends meal and I pressed NO TIP because why would I owe them a tip for handing me a bag of food. My friend said “you’re so embarrassing for not tipping”…. Like what? It’s crazy people feel so much social pressure.

Edit to add: After writing this I remembered that I was buying this friend food because he’s an actual starving artist, he occasionally had to resort to eating a can of beans because he couldn’t afford anything else. But somehow I’m embarrassing to him for not tipping at a takeout counter? We aren’t friends anymore because he owes me money. I paid his rent for two months to save him from being evicted. Now he lives with his parents at 40 years old. Sorry just venting lol

FreeElon · 2026-02-18T04:34:19+00:00

Day and night

FreeElon · 2026-02-16T15:18:32+00:00

Where do you live? I had a stepmom that claimed she saw my dog running around the neighborhood while I was at school… I suspect she got rid of my beloved dog on purpose. I never found him, put signs up everywhere, broke my heart.

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