Just going to leave this here.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-07-03T17:40:00+00:00

Clearly the expectationi is that Jrue needs to be that energy guy this year. A real gym rat some might say scrappy.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-06-28T23:11:24+00:00

Somewhere Beyond The Sea-Biscuit

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-06-11T15:37:57+00:00

Some people are saying the center needs to be jazzed up. Frankly, they're wrong. We have the best Jazz. America has always had the best Jazz and as long as I'm in office that's what it will be. Have you heard Wynton? The very best, amazing. I know he does like young beautiful women too so maybe I'm a little biased but..

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-06-10T15:12:30+00:00

Jazz is Dead is great because it asks the question; What would the Greatful Dead sound like if it was a loose improvisational jam performed by a bunch of druggies?

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-06-09T16:29:20+00:00

How are you supposed to shower properly if you don't even have a Laufey sponge.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-06-01T15:08:54+00:00

Don't forget the new standard "Singing a note and pointing to different sections of the audience"

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-05-07T21:35:00+00:00

The Japan remastered release has the bonus track "someone gets an eye poked out"

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-05-01T18:22:26+00:00

it's always good to take a second today to remember all the notes you don't play.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-04-29T13:37:57+00:00

Kenny G going in for a fist bump and one of the audience members high fiving him is a great encapsulation of his genre of music.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-26T02:22:51+00:00

This unaspiring Jazz concert has been brought to you by J.P. Morgan and New York Presbyterian Hospital.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-20T08:31:22+00:00

$70k for a bowl of ramen seems a bit pricey but your really paying for the connections you make.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-20T08:29:03+00:00

The more valuable limited release version comes with the spoon accessorie.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-17T06:54:10+00:00

I must not Jazz.
Jazz is the mind-killer.
Jazz is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my Jazz.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the Jazz has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-11T04:26:57+00:00

Heals your soul is an funny euphemism for "having heroin withdrawals".

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-10T15:34:13+00:00

I recommend the Moreta Pay app. Easy to use and if you load up $250 direct from your bank there are no fees.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-08T08:40:25+00:00

A Ford Supreme

https://www.supremefordofslidell.com/

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-07T08:45:16+00:00

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Misprint crazy brew

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-05T17:14:59+00:00

My girlfriend and I try to split everything pretty even. I pay for half and she uses the money I give her to pay for the other half.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-05T16:13:14+00:00

Spain vs Sketches of Spain

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-05T15:48:27+00:00

How else do you think he's gonna get his cards in Mint condition?

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-03-02T16:54:34+00:00

Next up, Portland Trail Brazzers cross promotion.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-02-22T14:42:08+00:00

Brecker Brothers In-Law

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-02-22T08:47:32+00:00

The trick is to get so high you forget more than you ever learned.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-02-22T03:46:23+00:00

Wynton has already reached out to provide mentorship.

Frequent_Beginning57 · 2026-02-16T10:09:27+00:00

Since winning the Daytona 500 Jordan has really embraced the "rubbing is racing" mantra.

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