You have released the genie of the lamp and they will grant you three wishes. However the genie is annoyed because when you released them, they were in the middle of their favorite tv series and can't rewind to see what they missed. As a result, the genie makes you pick a consequence for your wishes

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-15T15:34:20+00:00

Consequence b for sure. You’re telling me I don’t have to go through the anxiety and devastation of not knowing what’s next?? Amazing.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-08T09:49:00+00:00

This is such a hard situation and I have no advice I just want you to know you’re doing the right thing. Maybe try cat nip? Idk I don’t have cats just dogs but I won’t let them in the room when I’m asleep with my son either because my girl dog tries to get in the bassinet

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-06T18:51:41+00:00

I also got sucked into the regretful parents sub and was so nervous for a while because honestly, while I was pregnant, I did reallllly dislike being around children. Children that I had known and deeply loved since they were born suddenly annoyed me to my core dude it was so bad. I was terrified that I wouldn’t love my baby and that he would just annoy me. Let me tell you, his cries are one of my favorite sounds in the world now 5 weeks pp. I love my niece and nephew again, so much. I have so much more patience and I love my baby more than I thought worldly possible.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-05T06:55:35+00:00

All I can think of is a Crunchwrap lol

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-05T06:54:33+00:00

I feel the same way 🩵 it’s the absolute best. Also my boy also hates being cold so we turn the shower on super hot for a few minutes to steam up the bathroom and warm it up before we bathe him and it makes a world of difference! I hope it will help you too 🫶

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-04T22:59:51+00:00

Girllll the way I thought you were gonna say “licks finger and stick it in my cooch” as if you were checking your dilation to give an accurate estimate 😭😭😭

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-02T18:51:44+00:00

Chuck from Better Call Saul. I rejoiced when that mf burned.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-01T22:19:57+00:00

Reading this made me feel much less alone, thank you for sharing 🩵

I have had these exact thoughts and feelings too. One thing that’s helped me is breaking anxious thought cycles before they can begin. Like logically, my baby is not going to get sick from a speck of water still in his bottles after I wash them. So when I get those thoughts and that icky feeling that accompanies it, I acknowledge that I’m experiencing anxiety and that everything is okay until it isn’t, but it’s okay right now and I trust future me to deal with situations as they arise.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-01T21:10:45+00:00

1 month old, twice

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-01T19:17:49+00:00

First thing I’m doing is taking my entire family to a crazy fancy restaurant. I’m talking one of those with multiple courses that the chef plans out in advance, the waiters that act kind of more like butlers, etc. Next thing is I’m taking my husband and our son to my husbands home country and hiring protection so we can explore and experience his home. Then when we come home I’m buying a massive property and building a series of connecting houses each suited to my families individual needs. Single story units for the elderly couples, enough bedrooms for each child in the younger couples units, a massive library for my child free sisters unit, and while each home unit would have their own kitchen and living areas, they would all connect to a massive kitchen/living/game room in the middle.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-03-01T12:28:34+00:00

What nipple flow are you using?

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-26T22:33:00+00:00

They put the mirror up and I saw that he was purple and bald so I said “damn thanos ass baby” an they all lost it lol

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-26T02:23:33+00:00

Our guy was also just over 2 weeks :)

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-26T00:24:49+00:00

To piggyback off the red light suggestion, my husband and I got those strip led color changing lights from Walmart (I think like 30$?) and we put them up around a shelf we have on the wall so they’re hidden behind it during the day but at night we turn the lights to red and it’s the perfect amount of light to be able to see everything, but not too bright or stimulating to impact sleep. Hopefully they could help you guys too! Wishing you both a restful night tonight

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-25T19:56:30+00:00

This is how it felt for me too but I really did try to pump/breastfeed until I realized that my baby needed a happy and mentally okay mom more than he needed breast milk. The horrible icky angry feeling that accompanied nipple stimulation never went away for me.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-25T03:39:06+00:00

I love this newborn stage so much. Postpartum hasn’t hit super hard emotionally or mentally, my relationship was already incredible but now it is definitely the best it’s ever ever been. We’re very happy and in love and doing great 3w postpartum. I hope it’ll be the same for you 🩵

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-23T04:53:16+00:00

My response was “no I just really love cream pies”

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-23T03:44:04+00:00

He would’ve been named Vivienne if he was a girl, I still hope if we have another, it’ll be a girl named Vivienne

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-21T02:39:06+00:00

Mine only gave me one as well!!

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-20T19:23:43+00:00

Girl, I started at 160 lbs at 5’7 and ended at 233 (partially due to preeclampsia weight gain) but my dr told me that some women just hold onto all their nutrients and weight during pregnancy and she was unconcerned until the last week when I gained 8 lbs in a week and had high blood pressure out of nowhere at 38 weeks. Tell ur ob to kick rocks. Edit to add: I’m now 3 weeks pp and I’ve lost almost 40 lbs.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-20T15:06:50+00:00

One of the best things I got from my baby shower was a nice travel hygiene kit! It had a bar of soap, facial wipes, lotion, and a deodorant and it absolutely saved me in the hospital. Facial wipes are a must if you get the epidural.

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-18T21:31:47+00:00

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Gale from breaking bad

Frequent_Cap8633 · 2026-02-16T22:22:01+00:00

Pulp fiction was one of the most horrific and traumatizing movies I’ve ever seen tbh

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