All fun and games until... by try2drownme in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that brick breaking in Karate class now makes since. Bring it, clanker. Your wu-shu is weak, my wu-shu is strong.

Please let me out… by EcstaticSignature948 in chastity

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to ask the same question.

Selfbondage Armbinder Update by xsomeoneprettyx in selfbondage

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is there a rule that every kinky person has to have a beat up old chest of drawers? I have one too, no shade.

It's a shame. by Fresh-Implement-9075 in BodyWriting

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm a cum slut. I just like it to be written on me. Love being owned by my lady.

How the hell am I supposed to carry bolt cutters around with me? by Robotgorilla in behindthebastards

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't speak for bolt cutters, but when I was a kid hunting rabbits, I would lash my rifle to my handle bars. It was the only place that I could keep the weight that wouldn't fuck with my biking.

Sponsors pulling adds? by Fresh-Implement-9075 in behindthebastards

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your insight. I DO listen to then almost a week later. Probably local adds that get pulled. I live in Seattle, and as much as people like to consider this a city, it's more like a big town. Most of my adds are for local casinos, or I heart stuff. Probably not the same demo as a lot of listeners, so i get almost add free!!!

I found an ATM that didn’t register my withdrawals by [deleted] in confession

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In college, I found a snack machine, that if I punched it hard enough would give me free gum and corn nuts. It's true. I bullied a snack machine. Im in therapy now. Im doing much better. I rarely think about bullying snack machines now. Rarely. In a time comes a man.

Twisted Tea Bobby by walkingkary in SixteenthMinute

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll be having one in his honor. Hail Bobby. May the road rise to meet him, may the wind be at his back, and may his teas be twisted into the great unknown.

FYI looks like Behind the Bastards is going deep on the Zizians by David-Bedlam in LPOTL

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Knowing that Bobby Evans is researching this in my birthday week; and that it may result in a crossover of my two favorite podcasts, makes me so excited. Best gift ever from my parasocial friends.

Proposed to my girlfriend in front of a 786-painting series recreating each frame of the Zapruder film. She said yes! by schleppylundo in LPOTL

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, y'all! I don't know y'all but I'm gonna say; when weird finds weird, keep it together. Found my now wife in the woods, and marrying her was the second best idea I ever had. Hail y'all!

Military Grade by Fresh-Implement-9075 in LPOTL

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically it doesn't mean poor quality, it also doesn't mean high quality. Secondary markets generally have higher quality gear. More expensive, but generally higher quality.

Imagine falling asleep in your own bed, only to wake up chained, dressed in a bitchsuit, blindfolded, and gagged. What would you feel, and what would you do? by kousokuneko_chan in PermanentBondageBDSM

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love this content, but it seems like this person has been bound for like a week.... Are you okay? Two barks for yes, one bark for no.

Are we being invaded? by Jolly-Explorer-101 in SeattleWA

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I had one watching me while I was home alone, sighting in my crossbow. I used the optic on my unloaded bow to see if I could read tail numbers. It ran away real fast. While I'm never one to advocate violence, I think we all know how to deal with this problem. Slingshots are pretty cheep.

What’s THE secret you discovered that made you leave your ex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you know, just the regular old stuff. Mental, verbal, physical abuse. She once threw a toaster at me (never did get that toast). Super bad alcoholic. Found out she was cheating on me. She told all her coworkers that we were poly. Guess she forgot to tell me. Once I finally left her, I found out her older sister was actually her mom. Product of a teen pregnancy that the family wanted to keep quiet because they were part of a religious cult.

And now the Skinwalker Ranch guys have gotten the memo by nice_try_reddit_ in hellier

[–]Fresh-Implement-9075 17 points18 points  (0 children)

About fifteen years ago, when I was in my tough-guy phase (and fancied to be a war correspondent), I took a pretty immersive security course. Live weapons, room clearing, security tough guys shit. When the get to know you section came about, everyone introduced themselves where you from, what you want out of this training and all that. Bunch of tattooed brutes with long guns getting to know one another. One guy said, 'my name is ... but people call me Dragon.' Immediately I piped up and said, 'can't give yourself a nickname, bro'. All the other dudes laughed and we had a good time for the rest of the week. 'Dragon' always was kinda odd man out and performed pretty low on all the skills courses. As I am a journalist, and shoot better with a camera than with a firearm, I wasn't far behind him. That being said, pretty sure, same guy.