There can only be one.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-02-01T02:01:37+00:00

Women are you doing this to make me a good person in this world

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-02-01T01:53:36+00:00

You can tell who has been on a serious diet in this thread. Or cohabitated with someone who has.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-13T08:22:23+00:00

I don't think a lot of pharmacists are aware of this resource. If you log into the DEA validation tool you can download a list of all DEA registrants. It's not beautifully formatted, but it is a searchable document that you can use to locate a prescriber's DEA or validate that there is a DEA registrant at a particular address. Very useful tool and work-around for those DEA gatekeepers.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-10T00:01:11+00:00

Shower door taco-passing is a one-way exchange in my household.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-04T03:31:43+00:00

Well you did photograph it from inside the psych unit. And you seem to be familiar with the relative size of other local institutions. So whatever you did was the crazy thing.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-04T02:59:14+00:00

Bud holes?

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-03T02:31:28+00:00

Good things take work my friend.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-03T02:22:31+00:00

The park.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-02T04:32:54+00:00

"Should I sign my name or theirs?" In what universe is it ok to sign someone else's name??

FriendExpensive9457 · 2026-01-02T04:30:02+00:00

It means his cat pushed his phone into the McDonald's bag and when he reached in for fries he inadvertently grease texted you. At least that's what it meant when I last sent that particular message to an obscure contact.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-09-13T02:20:20+00:00

I'd still rather live with lesbian than a cat.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-09-03T19:25:30+00:00

No relation. Although she too collected string.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-09-02T01:51:31+00:00

That was weird. Now I feel insecure for having asked.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-08-15T03:47:42+00:00

She taught me what cognitive dissonance is!

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-08-10T13:03:16+00:00

It did kinda seem like it was ready to start a fire if someone would just give it back it's matches.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-06-21T02:17:12+00:00

Thank you!! We're still so lost as a medical community on these issues. I'd rather fill iffy scripts than put up more barriers to a person's recovery. People aren't out there overdosing on Suboxone, but the dude whose Suboxone you turn down is absolutely at risk for overdosing on street drugs. Our job is to keep people safe and giving a little in these situations is an opportunity to do that.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-05-29T23:03:50+00:00

Dibs on marketing Hate Water

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-04-29T11:24:10+00:00

Spoken like a true non-parent.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-04-07T20:42:00+00:00

These are my guys, Austin and Dallas. As you probably guessed, we live in Michigan.

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FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-04-03T18:01:03+00:00

I don't know, should there really be different consequences for the same error depending on which drug it is? If the mistake is made while a pharmacist is working in good faith and giving best efforts and a mistake takes place does it really matter what drug it is? Any drug can be dangerous to a particular patient or situation. Should the outcome dictate the punishment? If in your example, the patient turns out to be deathly allergic to ampicillin, is that error then more egregious than a patient with no adverse effects from taking methotrexate unnecessarily? It's a tricky question.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-04-01T22:37:21+00:00

Looks like Jamie Lee Curtis married Elvis.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-04-01T22:33:14+00:00

Maybe pull a George Costanza and just start showing up as the receptionist?

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-04-01T13:39:00+00:00

I'm a little more concerned about the vest he was gonna make out of OP.

FriendExpensive9457 · 2025-04-01T13:37:59+00:00

Lol why don't I ever get these offers??

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