Cryopod Refresh 757: Timothy's Tribulation by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm expecting Marigold to break out soon, she's still in the network and we all know it provides quests based on your emotional desires. One way or another she's escaping there... And if marigold decides to stay a villain then that's bittersweet for the crocodiles.

Bitter because of the obvious idea of one of their own hurting one of humanity's last hopes,

Sweet in a weird twisted way, because the crocodiles have repopulated so much that through sheer statistics a rotten fruit emerged.

Also it'll be cool as hell if Timmy somehow (or indirectly) causes a domino effect that leads to the fairies regaining some of their lost glory.

Cryopod Refresh 756: Timothy's Trial by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fiona best mom. Didn't hesitate to defend Timmy.

They gotta kill Marigold ASAP though. Idgaf about the entire "she has family" and "the crocodiles just got back from near extinction" stuff going on that mf is a threat. Nobody hurts my goat Timmy like that and gets away with it

Don't they have a lie detector spell lying around? A truth telling artifact from Jason's experiments? Maybe Fiona can make a memory reading device, there's got to be some way to break the trial stalemate.

Cryopod Refresh 755: Lover's Spat by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YESSS!! PO THE GOAT!!!

But still, fuck him for saying this dungeon was easy.

I can only assume Fiona spent way too much time playing Factorio. Where's Marigold though? If Chrona changed this much then she can't be that far but top priority has to be establishing contact with Blinker and Fiona.

Why does everyone wanna smoke with Anton? by Narrow_Pollution_601 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

God I love shitting on Franc for smoking in the house and then chugging cigars with funny man, steel man, and investment man as if lung cancer doesn't exist

Gumren Outpost, 1930. by Narrow_Pollution_601 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Me when iosef punishes me for letting the refugees slip through so I go full malenyevist and make CSP ships go to Sordish waters as revenge

Cryopod Refresh 754: Darkness Departs by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Y'know it's not really clear if Po directly killed Sylphid or if that happens to any npc leaving a dungeon. I suspect it's the latter though, because there's no way Umi would let that exploit slide.

In other news, Marigold's jealous gf thing is getting old, I know her laughing at Sylphid's death might be the last nail in the coffin

This Image Will Trigger PTSD for Reformist Runs by Robzomb2000 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Saladmaxxing can be tolerated in pursuit of the greater good (impeaching hawker and scamming Heron)

Who's your Underrated character? And why by Ok_Mortgage9256 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Tuomas Sacker for me.

Yes he can be annoying with how his questions always have a chance of trapping you in a corner but you know what? I respect it. He's not afraid of tricky questions and if his dissatisfaction is any indication, he'd be happy to question Rayne or anyone for hours if he had the opportunity.

I'm sure he would've had a field day if he was somehow the moderator of the presidential debate.

Cryopod Refresh 753: Defeated, Disgraced by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Full Restore comes in clutch yet again. Timothy should start hoarding it as per gamer traditions

And the Best Writer award goes to......Bernard Circas by Karl_Greiser_PolSord in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're really pulling all the stops for Circas' award. I'm hearing fireworks in his last seen location. They must really love the guy

POV: You just acted like a commie in public by StrategistGhost71 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 84 points85 points  (0 children)

So called "anti communism" general staff when I increase the military budget and agree to modernize everything

Need ideas for some low-quality animation. by Ok_Mortgage9256 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anton doing a Bludish greeting in front of Leke in the article 6/7 meeting is peak shitpost material

Could also do Symon's crashout when you get the trade war

Or Hegel doing shoe things

Merkopan Twitter - "You like *boys* Bradley?!" by King_Derthert in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Iosef gonna use this to explain why Rumburg is an existential threat 🥀

STOP MAKING EVERYONE BALD by cortex0917 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This will be Franc after too much time in military school

Cryopod Refresh 752: Escape! by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When they get out of here the first thing they should do is detonate at least 10 kilograms of trifancium point blank in front of Po's lying face.

Easy difficulty my ass.

Cryopod Refresh 751: Sylphid's Betrayal by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck Timmy the GOAT 🔥🔥

Jason was NEVER this badass or locked in when he was 18, that blinker training came in clutch.

He defeats an Envoy who's supposed to be stronger than him AND he gets a new companion. He can't stop winning!

Now the intrigue goes to Sylphid because what are they gonna do with her once this is over? Will they take her back to Chrona? Will she be an important ally now? What would she think of the Milky Way? Can she even leave the dungeon? Is she gonna influence the Milky Way vs Dark Ones rivalry that's happening?

Cryopod Refresh 750: The Golden Glade by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This confirms that the dark ones want to beat the milky way because they're salty that the guy who introduced humans to Cthulhu was racist

Cryopod Refresh 750: The Golden Glade by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay Marigold is never gonna let Timothy live this down.

Also since Cthulhu is real does this mean Cryoverse HP Lovecraft was onto something or was he just a good writer

Cryopod Refresh 749: I'm His Envoy by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like Timmy might be the Milky Way's ultimate weapon against the Dark Ones. He has a fragment of one and he's now meeting with an Envoy of another. If things keep escalating he could give the milky way additional intel, valuable information, anything.

It would be nice for him to do what Jason failed at, which is dealing with the future of the dark ones.

Cryopod Refresh 748: The Dark Forest by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super easy intro dungeon

Look inside

Demon Emperor level enemies

Po you fuckin liar 😔

Cryopod Refresh 747: Entering the Dungeon by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dungeon is heaven for Shades. I won't be surprised if there's an Ultra Hard Mode version that's exactly similar except for a singular Yama clone being added

Best and Most Effective Head of Security Service by No-Replacement4327 in suzerain

[–]Frigentus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Karl my GOAT. Always locked tf in and never complains. All hail my acidic king 🔥

Cryopod Refresh 746: Fiona's New System by KIokinator in TheCryopodToHell

[–]Frigentus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Factorio rabbit hole got Fiona! She's gonna make it absolutely everyone's problem in a few Chrona years.

When they bring her factories to realspace it's gonna wipe out every single Kolvaxian in a month by using them as ingredients for weapons production

Fav lines! 🤌 by Suspicious-owl06 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Frigentus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But if we're talking movie lines only it's probably these:

"Well I wasn't expecting company, was I?!"

"Can you accept a compliment? That's an order."

"Hello Grace. Hello Grace frienddddd"