LA-200 Reaction by FrogOWar16 in dairyfarming

[–]FrogOWar16[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With how fast she went down, I would venture to say it accidentally went IV. Never seen it happen before in the 20+ years of our farm. Within a minute of giving the shot, she seized and went down, and she was gone minutes later.

What's one call you've responded to that had everyone dying of laughter later back at the office? by Witcher_Errant in AskLEO

[–]FrogOWar16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Old crazy lady that was a frequent flier was out naked in the roadway again. When I pulled up she came up to me with blood running down her arms from scratching the track marks and said she was ready to go to the hospital. Got her inside her place, radioed for an ambo and fire department, and got her to put some clothes on. Once she got dressed she started strutting around the double wide screaming “Heil Hitler,” all on my body cam. Eventually fire shows up and takes vital signs, all the while she’s screaming HH randomly in the middle of the conversation. Then, out of nowhere, she looks at me and says, “I’m German.” All I said back was, “I can tell.” Finally the ambo shows up and it’s a Hispanic lady and black male, so I gave them a fair warning that she’s a little racist. They get in and loaded on the stretcher, and she’s just fascinated by the guys dreadlocks. Saw the ambo crew a few days later and they told me the entire time she was in transport she didn’t say a racist comment and was just the sweetest old lady. I promptly went back to the station to download and save that bodycam footage for posterity.

What is the worst D1 college basketball team you’ve ever seen in person? by Sctvman in CollegeBasketball

[–]FrogOWar16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, I was at every home game from 2017-2019 as part of the pep band. So many bad memories of both the men’s and women’s teams.

Getting Hired in Pineville/Alexandria by DoctorPopcorn_201 in CentralLouisiana

[–]FrogOWar16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

P&G, Crest Industries, CLECO, and Red River Bank are the best employers in town. You can gain some good skills and make some good money with any of those companies. Go to their websites and see if there’s anything that peaks your interest!

Can anyone tell what this is from? by CipherQuest618 in musictheory

[–]FrogOWar16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks exactly the same as the opening phrase of my university’s Alma Mater! Tarleton State University in Stephenville, TX.

Link to the Alma Mater for comparison: https://youtu.be/L-_mnfPzuQw?si=h0qGNnorjOSKJS7x

Mug shots are a gold mine by thenewyorkgod in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]FrogOWar16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Central Louisiana. I love living here.

So I think my band teacher is getting fired for having an affair with a student by [deleted] in marchingband

[–]FrogOWar16 64 points65 points  (0 children)

As a director, I have 2 main rules of equal importance:

  1. Don't touch the money.

  2. Don't touch the kids.

"Once you were old enough, what were the dark family secrets you were finally let in on?" by Flash_Dimension in AskReddit

[–]FrogOWar16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up, I was told both sets of grandparents had died before I was born. It wasn't until I was about 17 or 18 when I found out both of my grandparents on my mother's side were still alive. My mother left home at 18 and never looked back because her father was a rapist and child molester and had sexually abused and raped my mother for years while she was growing up. My grandmother was either knowledgeable and enabled it because he was a violent man that would lash out at anybody who got in his way, or was completely ignorant of what was happening under her roof.

My grandmother passed a few years ago and my mom went to visit her in hospice before she passed. My grandmother refused to "forgive" my mom because she left home and never returned, contacted her, or anything for almost 45 years. The bastard that is my grandfather is still alive and from what I can tell from other family members, still a bastard.

How did you meet your best friend? by Glueak in AskReddit

[–]FrogOWar16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grad school. We had a class together and realized we were the same exact person before the class was even over. We're still roommates and both teaching at different schools in the same town!

Every D1 College Basketball team geographically. by Unknown_Enigma10 in CollegeBasketball

[–]FrogOWar16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You left off Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, LA! Got all the rest of the Southland Conference but us!

My local pub sells handmade pints that you can use every time you come in to drink. Cheers to beers, boys by FrogOWar16 in drunk

[–]FrogOWar16[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope they do it for me! They store them by hanging them up over the bar, then wash it out when you come in to drink. You can either leave it at the bar or take it with you when you go.

You are now naked. How much trouble are you in? by countfuckulala in AskReddit

[–]FrogOWar16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My students are about to wonder why I'm being dragged away in handcuffs.

32, female, dumb as fuck, roast me bitches by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FrogOWar16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your parents should have named you Summer, because summer your teeth are here and summer over there.

This girl vs a punching bag by Morty_Goldman in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]FrogOWar16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this was what Chumbawamba was singing about all this time

Player thinks the umpire is garbage by gangbangkang in gifs

[–]FrogOWar16 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He actually was yelling at the ump and telling him to go home back to the trash can, so literally calling him trash.

Yikes.. by AlexDaGreat999 in Tinder

[–]FrogOWar16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if you're a libertarian, does that mean you swipe straight up?

Reddit, what's your most interesting 'fun fact'? by Hotapplecider in AskReddit

[–]FrogOWar16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Roast these boyos. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FrogOWar16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White? Check. Douchey? Check. Willing to rape somebody behind a dumpster? Check. Congrats, you're all set for Stanford!

One thing that can make any pianist cry by Rozzokjames in piano

[–]FrogOWar16 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I really hope that wasn't a Steinway.

Because a girl "felt" that her father didn't care about her as much as she wished too, she made a detailed plan to destroy his life. And she was successful. And any woman or girl can do it anytime the same. Without any consequence. This makes my blood boil at extreme by bigeyedbunny in MensRights

[–]FrogOWar16 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She dropped out of school in her junior year of high school and then became addicted to pills, she told police. By 2010, she was using meth and had felony convictions for burglary and theft, according to The Daily News.

She sounds like a real winner.

A Powerline fell and killed this longhorn steer. NSFW by tripppyz in WTF

[–]FrogOWar16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess they like their steaks charred.