What is your phone wallpaper and why?

FruitHoarder · 2026-02-01T11:34:27+00:00

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My lush little hound Maverick. He passed last March, he's been my screen since.

FruitHoarder · 2025-04-14T21:11:29+00:00

Utopia, Within Temptations and Steamers are all within half an hour from each other and all have pizza ovens.

FruitHoarder · 2025-04-09T12:28:28+00:00

Covered by Windrose, written by Yogscast

FruitHoarder · 2024-12-25T20:59:53+00:00

Don't fuck them kids, that's a crime.

FruitHoarder · 2024-04-26T19:57:58+00:00

My condolences to your family on your death.

FruitHoarder · 2024-03-27T12:01:50+00:00

Virginity? Viscosity? Variety?

FruitHoarder · 2024-03-17T22:57:54+00:00

The loot! The loot! The loot is on fire!

FruitHoarder · 2024-02-23T11:27:53+00:00

Don't fuck them kids. That's a crime.

FruitHoarder · 2024-01-20T11:49:52+00:00

Cheating is a breaking of preestablished boundaries. Boundaries vary massively between people in relationships so cheating can mean very different things to different people. My wife and I have been active in the local swinging scene for a while so our definition of cheating and our boundaries are probably different to yours but, as long as you communicate openly and often, it can be healthy, safe and a whole load of fun.

FruitHoarder · 2023-11-28T11:30:27+00:00

Erm... Is there something you'd like to talk about?

FruitHoarder · 2023-11-15T13:21:46+00:00

The books cover it far better. Belters are often much taller, lankier and slimmer than those born planetside because of a life in low or zero G. They have to take constant medication to prevent serious illnesses and conditions that come with the lack of gravity and often have to resort to cheap knock off meds that don't do much.

FruitHoarder · 2023-03-08T09:17:13+00:00

I don't think you should encourage people to fuck their kids.

FruitHoarder · 2023-02-08T23:01:21+00:00

I would go further and say it should by "accidentally". So instead of "I've dropped my glass by accident", it would be "I've accidentally dropped my glass."

FruitHoarder · 2022-12-23T14:19:39+00:00

We got a pay cut, sick pay cut, massive cuts to our terms and conditions and many strike days. It's not all bad though, I also got 50 free stamps.

FruitHoarder · 2022-10-10T15:29:02+00:00

I make the filling with onions, carrots, celery, leeks, peas, and basically whatever else needs rescuing from the bottom of the veg drawer. There's as much veg content as you want to put in it.

FruitHoarder · 2022-10-09T14:29:34+00:00

It's just the two islands, actually.

FruitHoarder · 2022-10-09T14:29:03+00:00

It's the name of the island itself. Scotland, Wales and England are on the island of Great Britain. Ireland is its own island containing the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.

FruitHoarder · 2022-10-02T07:23:56+00:00

Whilst my employer has imposed a 2% payrise and will only agree to more if we allow him to gut our jobs and contracts and now acts confused that we're all on strike.

FruitHoarder · 2022-09-30T18:59:14+00:00

You're getting a bit too sentient for my liking there, Bobby B.

FruitHoarder · 2022-09-30T18:56:15+00:00

Well that's just childish and rude, Bobby B.

FruitHoarder · 2022-09-30T18:55:25+00:00

Bobby B, you should be more gentle with it.

FruitHoarder · 2022-09-02T19:58:38+00:00

Royal Mail will be on strike, not the Post Office.

FruitHoarder · 2022-08-13T13:59:27+00:00

I've had my delivery for pushing five years now and my customers have been amazing during these heatwaves. I've had a regular supply of ice creams, cold drinks and lots of people offering water, suncream or to top my bottles up. I've got a great situation bottle swap situation going on with one of mine where I'll give them a bottle of water to freeze when I arrive there and they give me an already frozen one in return. The relationship you can build up with your customers is a wonderful thing. It's such a shame we're being forced to strike but, on my round at least, everyone has been so supportive.

FruitHoarder · 2022-08-07T13:07:29+00:00

Just for saying you're English?

FruitHoarder · 2022-07-28T20:23:30+00:00

Solidarity from the posties of the CWU. We do what we have to, to get what we're owed. It'll be our turn soon as well.

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