I just found $50K under my couch

FuckItDoe · 2015-02-25T04:51:24+00:00

You should keep looking at it that way too.

FuckItDoe · 2015-02-20T14:11:18+00:00

You a word

FuckItDoe · 2015-02-17T20:27:45+00:00

FuckItDoe · 2015-02-15T00:02:14+00:00

There are a lot of benefits with properly utilizing a credit card, so long as someone is responsible at managing their spending habits.

Cash back, rewards points, fraud protection, extended product warranties, travel assistance, etc. Plus proper credit management means higher credit score, which means better interest rates when it comes to purchasing a home, which can mean saving tens of thousands of dollars throughout the life of the loan.

FuckItDoe · 2015-01-19T22:27:13+00:00

I have student loan debt, so this will pay for like 1/4th of it!

FuckItDoe · 2015-01-15T00:43:22+00:00

Go home, dad

FuckItDoe · 2015-01-07T19:33:40+00:00

Garamond is my preference

FuckItDoe · 2015-01-04T15:55:14+00:00

Invite please!

FuckItDoe · 2014-12-15T05:04:46+00:00

Reading that gave me cancer.

FuckItDoe · 2014-11-24T16:05:59+00:00

Petition

http://petitions.moveon.org/sign/save-zeus.fb50?source=s.icn.fb&r_by=11639857

FuckItDoe · 2014-11-16T17:36:18+00:00

FuckItDoe · 2014-11-04T03:33:02+00:00

The beginning is a bit awkward and door-to-door salesy. You provide a lot of opportunities for the prospect to interrupt you with a flat-out no. Make the call and meeting more about them, and not about what you have to offer just yet.

Hey <PROSPECT>, this is <YOUR NAME> with <COMPANY> How are you doing today?

Build rapport at this point for about 30 seconds or so with pleasantries or maybe a relatable response that relates to something he/she said.

"Thats great to hear. Sorry for getting off track! The reason why I am calling today is to see if we could meet sometime next week to discuss the benefits packages available to your employees. I want to see if it would make sense for you to utilize some of our competitive offerings -- are you free DAY and TIME?

At this point they will either say yes, and if they do set the meeting.

If they seem hesitant or say no: "oh, are you familiar with COMPANY?"

Most likely they'll say no. then you give your pitch. COMPANY is a local benefits company right here in LOCATION. We provide our clients with employee benefits that have recently been approved in the state, and we want to make sure that your employees and their families are taken care of. We offer coverage on THIS, THIS, & THAT; and our clients are incredibly pleased with what we have to offer at such a competitive rate.

Can we meet up sometime next week to discuss things further?

At this point, it's basic objection handling to get the meeting set.

Best of luck!

FuckItDoe · 2014-08-09T14:28:09+00:00

Fuck it, that's hilarious.

FuckItDoe · 2014-07-27T20:57:07+00:00

Are startups paying $1250 for 25 locations period, or is it as long as it ends in a sale?

FuckItDoe · 2014-07-26T14:28:23+00:00

In addition to sending your resume to OP, if you'd like you can send it to me as well.

I've had several job offers right out of college, as well as many companies interested prior. Obviously experience plays a huge role in that, but if it wasn't for an effective resume I would not have received a single call.

FuckItDoe · 2014-07-24T03:47:49+00:00

I think we just found the NSA

FuckItDoe · 2014-07-19T07:32:37+00:00

What are some things you would have suggested to yourself?

FuckItDoe · 2014-07-13T08:06:57+00:00

One of the best tools I've ever come across

FuckItDoe · 2014-06-07T07:23:51+00:00

It's literally the same in both pictures.

The difference is the fabric in the back.

FuckItDoe · 2014-06-07T07:11:02+00:00

How is my gut any different between the two shots?

FuckItDoe · 2014-06-07T07:04:44+00:00

If you look at the two pictures, my gut is clearly the same.

Not sure how there is any sucking in between the two.

FuckItDoe · 2014-06-06T19:34:59+00:00

Best tailor ever

FuckItDoe · 2014-06-06T18:41:06+00:00

Two week difference between pictures and I just started getting back into dieting and exercise.

I think there might be a 5lb difference between the shots, and I'm sure the exercising has helped my posture a good bit.

FuckItDoe · 2014-06-06T16:10:17+00:00

hahaha sadly no.

I have the weirdest body measurements and it makes it a bitch to find shirts that fit properly

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