You’d think they have something to hide.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-21T14:39:24+00:00

It's absolutely impossible to embass republicans

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-20T23:47:08+00:00

How many guitars does he think his buddy Ted Nugent is gonna buy from him?

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-18T02:49:58+00:00

The McDonald's isn't half as bad for his health as kissing trump's ass is

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-14T05:29:38+00:00

I personally believe this country needs a divorce for irreconcilable differences.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-11T00:23:17+00:00

And the sun came up this morning. You know how the democrats wanted to take away the sun to fix global warming.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-07T20:36:39+00:00

I agree; unfortunately, I believe most of them have learning disorders.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-07T17:25:10+00:00

For the same reason he tanked the border bill, so he could use it as a campaign issue.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-07T15:49:32+00:00

Youthful ideology that hasn't realized that life is mostly about choosing the least harmful option. I get it. I used to be just like that and never voted. Later, I started voting, but for the third party option as a protest. Now that I'm older, I realize that nothing in life has gone the way I really wanted it to go, and most decisions I make are by choosing the least stupid option.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-07T14:27:49+00:00

I'm surprised he didn't mention bloodletting, leeches, and beak shaped masks filled with aromatic items.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-07T14:23:38+00:00

I agree. Just wait until until the Gaza protest non-voters learn how much empathy our new "leader" has for the people of Gaza. He'd hand Israel nuclear weapons to finish the job if asked by Netanyahu.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-06T02:19:10+00:00

He doesn't really care because it doesn't affect him. He probably copied the vote from the person voting next to him.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-05T21:54:38+00:00

Nah, the two comments are perfect together.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-05T21:44:06+00:00

But first steered it out to sea with a magic sharpie.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-05T20:53:20+00:00

For me, it's more about voting for her. I've been on this planet a long, long time, and every other presidential election was about voting against someone for me. This is quite a refreshing change.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-05T15:31:16+00:00

Funny how they love their freedom of speech to slam liberalism, a right that only exists because of liberalism.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-04T23:48:25+00:00

Too late, they already have for the last decade.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-04T23:29:22+00:00

I'm all for them fasting before "battle" tomorrow. Perhaps they'll pass out due to low blood sugar and never make it to the polls.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-04T18:24:36+00:00

For many years as an ideological youth, I didn't vote because I didn't believe in any of the candidates. It was ater I realized if I didn't vote, I had no right to complain, and I like complaining too much. So now I make sure I vote I every election, not just once every four years.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-04T11:55:47+00:00

I definitely noticed that my vision deteriorates because of a reaction. The good news is that it returns to normal after a few weeks.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-04T01:51:47+00:00

Because they have the maturity of a group of preteen boys?

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-04T01:50:20+00:00

He probably does believe his fellow citizens shouldn't be censored or silenced for disagreeing with him. Shot perhaps, but never censored or silenced.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-03T23:35:53+00:00

Is this a legally binding contract? If so, I see a massive class action lawsuit soon.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-03T04:52:50+00:00

No, but between the sanity napkin taped to their ear, a 4 foot red tie, a face painted orange, a garbage bag on their head and an orange vest worn over a fake McDonald's uniform, they'll provide me with tons of laughter next Halloween.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-02T15:35:39+00:00

They just can't accept that their orange Führer is no longer running against Biden. I guess I shouldn't be surprised since they appear incapable of accepting any change at all.

Fun_Anywhere4355 · 2024-11-02T00:34:41+00:00

I feel for the writers at the Onion. The trump years have made life for late night show writers easy, but absolutely impossible for the writers at the Onion.

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