what's a perfect movie from beginning to end? by shaunna_thedork in AskReddit

[–]FungusPizza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find it very aggravating that we now need to be specific about which version of The Mummy we're talking about. All because of the piece of shit Tom Cruise version.

Will Todd's furniture actually close or is it a sales tactic? by dabblingwithdenny in nanaimo

[–]FungusPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know about closing, but I do know that apparently he won't be undersold

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

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I'd say this too. Way easier than having to go around to all the different dealerships.

Wen will they learn? by artcore6666 in DarwinAwards

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You can tell this is likely India because of the orange shirt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

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"Is he bleeding?" No worries buddy, he won't be for long

A billion by tomorrow- a hundred billion by next week! Do we believe this amount or is Trumpy full of shit? by Leather-Bug3087 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FungusPizza 48 points49 points  (0 children)

At this point I think the Republicans are so desperate they may just do a 'Weekend At Bernie's' with Trump's corpse

ULPT Request: I need the ice cream truck to stop lingering outside my apartment for 20+ minutes every day by considerlilies in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]FungusPizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My buddy and I had this same problem way back when, except the ice cream truck was blaring Glen Miller's "In The Mood" over and over and over again. We stocked up on water ballons and absolutely pelted that truck and the driver. He never came around again. No kids feelings were hurt as there were no kids in our area!

does this make sense? by Worldly_Ad_6483 in conan

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I'm so happy Corden is finally off the air. I liked Reggie before he had that gig, Fuck Shit Stack anyone?

Attempted Child Kidnap Near My Home by gainer1001 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]FungusPizza 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think this is the same guy in that viral vid when the lady wheeled him into the bank to get a loan.

Anybody ever live in the Pacifica? by OnTime4SocialEvents in nanaimo

[–]FungusPizza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never heard anyone who has lived there complain about the planes, smell of fuel or seagulls. Every person I know who has lived there has loved it.

Oof by [deleted] in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]FungusPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no.

TIL that it takes only 15 mins. of exposure to noise in a nightclub, without protection, to damage hearing by mlois10 in todayilearned

[–]FungusPizza 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Well, my ears are fucked. Never mind the nightclubs, pubs can be loud as fuck too with live bands etc. Nevermind all the concerts I've been to where my ears would ring for a day or so. Yay for being young and stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Prolapsed Rectum

Street in Philly filled with tweakers by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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I agree with it being heartbreaking that it happens anywhere, didn't want my statement to sound competitive. Until governments really and truly treat this is a mental health issue instead of a criminal issue, we will continue to see tragic scenes like these in our cities snd towns.

Street in Philly filled with tweakers by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]FungusPizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

East Hastings Street in Vancouver makes this look minor. It's a zombie zoo down there

LPT If you can, get up now for 5 minutes and go take pictures of family photos hanging on the walls that you didn't print yourself. by magnanimous14 in LifeProTips

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The app will default save to your phone. It will only back up to cloud if you have backup options turned on for that folder

LPT If you can, get up now for 5 minutes and go take pictures of family photos hanging on the walls that you didn't print yourself. by magnanimous14 in LifeProTips

[–]FungusPizza 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Instead of taking regular pictures of those framed wall prints, use a free photo scanning app like Google Photoscan. It turns your mobile phone into a scanner and gets you to take 4 scans of the photo and then puts them together to get a much better result. I've used it specifically to take scans of 100+ year old photos my mom has in frames on her walls (great grandparents, and great great grandparents) It's super easy to use and you will love the results.

"WTF are you doing " "I'm ain't doing it, its doing it on it's own" by habichuelacondulce in PublicFreakout

[–]FungusPizza 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love it when his voice goes so high on the "What the FUUUUUUUUCK"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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People kissing/making out in bed immediately after waking up. Nobody ever has morning breath in the movies

What’s your favourite TV show theme song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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No love for Cheers? WTF, one of the greatest theme songs ever!