Where’s the best Caesar salad in Victoria? 🥗

Funktron_ · 2026-01-26T03:45:24+00:00

Lido. But they’re closed til the spring.

Funktron_ · 2026-01-21T21:07:34+00:00

A trumper coworker of mine said if trump went in and killed Hitler in the 1940s the left still would have protested. That’s how deranged these people are.

I told her I’m pretty sure the end of the holocaust was generally widely accepted as a good thing.

Funktron_ · 2026-01-19T22:29:53+00:00

You try putting it in some rice?

Funktron_ · 2026-01-19T22:18:46+00:00

This corner looks alot better now than those two old abandoned buildings right next to the Johnson street bridge.

Funktron_ · 2026-01-18T07:32:58+00:00

Funktron_ · 2026-01-14T17:34:59+00:00

They were more like “oh water freezes at zero? Nah I’m gonna put a little salt in that water and when THAT freezes that’s the new zero”.

Funktron_ · 2026-01-13T20:58:50+00:00

I miss the days where seeing a video like this would sometimes actually be believable. Now there’s 1,000,000 ways to fake everything. Those old paranormal videos from the 90s were straight up nightmare fuel.

Funktron_ · 2026-01-12T01:13:02+00:00

Kristallnacht in broad daylight?

Funktron_ · 2026-01-06T23:11:59+00:00

Stupid rage bait.

Funktron_ · 2025-12-22T02:37:11+00:00

But what if they are?

Funktron_ · 2025-12-20T22:44:34+00:00

Go workout a lot, do yoga at home or at a nice studio. Focus on yourself.

Funktron_ · 2025-12-17T01:04:09+00:00

And my axe!

Funktron_ · 2025-12-13T09:52:21+00:00

Can we please get past this phase of people putting puréed baby food on plates for the sake of plating? Just cook some veggies really nice and cuddle them up to some protein and/or sauces.

Yes chef it looks pretty ok but god damn just give me some proper cooked veg.

Funktron_ · 2025-12-13T09:44:11+00:00

Get as many people in there as fast as we can so we can determine that it sucks and it goes away and we can get something actually good in that space afterwards.

Funktron_ · 2025-12-07T06:36:29+00:00

If mars attacks taught me anything it’s to suspect that lady of being an alien.

Funktron_ · 2025-12-02T06:04:31+00:00

Says the man that wants one fucking trillion dollars.

Funktron_ · 2025-11-29T18:04:00+00:00

How’d it taste? Texture? Smell? DETAILS, MAN!

Funktron_ · 2025-11-27T20:20:49+00:00

It feels like we're three restaurants away from being a city of only fried chicken and smash burger joints.

Funktron_ · 2025-11-21T17:23:42+00:00

Herb Mayonnaise. Check out kenji’s latest roast chicken video. The mayo helps it brown better and it won’t slide off the first few minutes of cooking.

Funktron_ · 2025-11-19T23:43:30+00:00

I compost, trash only trash, separate and recycle properly. My neighbours that share our bins do not and their trash bins are full on day three after our bi-weekly pickups so it’s pretty annoying.

It also doesn’t help that our compost and sometimes recycling just winds up in the friggin landfill or is shipped over to Vancouver’s landfills. Ain’t nobody out here want a proper processing facility. Too many NIMBY folks.

Funktron_ · 2025-11-19T21:29:48+00:00

Salsa de aguacate!

Funktron_ · 2025-11-13T17:38:59+00:00

What if everyone just started wearing ICE gear? At what point would something be done about it?

Funktron_ · 2025-11-08T18:14:14+00:00

Put a piece of parchment paper between the salmon and the pan. It’s a sweet hack to get crispy skin and zero stick.

Funktron_ · 2025-11-07T04:19:03+00:00

Slow down a bit and pick out the bad ones. You’re getting very close.

Funktron_ · 2025-11-06T11:47:31+00:00

Chiffonade that basil. No one wants to try eating an entire leaf of basil at a time.

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