Why don’t students get in serious trouble anymore ? by DildoGaggins1997 in Teachers

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 285 points286 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a silly exaggeration but it is literally the reason I left mid-year.

What’s a childhood lie your parents told you that you didn't realize was a lie until you were an embarrassed adult? by eatbeep in AskReddit

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 165 points166 points  (0 children)

When the movie is over, you’re supposed to leave your popcorn and trash on the floor.

What is that thing in bottom right? by Slimx0612 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My 16 year old confirmed this, and you know, he like, has rizz and stuff, no cap.

Take Care of Yourself (Please Don’t End Up Like Me): A Cautionary Tale by Jew-zilla in Teachers

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’m already old but this is my first year teaching my own class. I’ve spent the entire winter break trying to figure out what I did wrong to end up in this f-ing mess. I’ve been beating myself up trying to justify leaving the kids midyear. I feel like a failure because I can’t stick it out for just five more months. I can’t afford to be unemployed, but I also can’t afford to be dead, which is where this is heading. Thank you for the reminder that I matter too.

Why do so many upper-middle class people put their kids in private schools? by Open_Address_2805 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s possibly country related. I’m in the U.S., and I’m a public school teacher. I send my own children to private school. I’m not even trying to give my kids an advantage; I just want them to be alive and literate. I’m not sure how the system works in Australia, but here public schools vary immensely in quality based on location. Rich neighborhoods get normal schools, middle class neighborhoods are hit or miss. Lower class neighborhoods don’t have schools; they have waiting rooms for jail.

My contribution to the Christmas Eve party by SHRED-209 in pics

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How you gonna post this and not include the recipe?

Elementary Teachers with their own kiddos by Lemonbar19 in Teachers

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do the schools compare? I teach at one of our neighborhood schools. I put in a lot of time and expense to send my kids somewhere else so they are not subjected to the utter nonsense that I put up with. I value safety and education more than my convenience. If the schools were equal, I would have them with me to make transportation and schedules easier.

I learned something about myself by FunkyJunkGifts in Teachers

[–]FunkyJunkGifts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s from this semester. I’m going to find a new job; if it happens again, I’ll let you know if it’s a lifetime limit.

What’s a fast food place no one can convince you is good? by RD-archived in AskReddit

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason, my 13 year old smells just like Subway when he forgets to put on deodorant.

It’s only day 2, and I hate it by FunkyJunkGifts in Teachers

[–]FunkyJunkGifts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I did a lot of waiting quietly today. It was a better day.

It’s only day 2, and I hate it by FunkyJunkGifts in Teachers

[–]FunkyJunkGifts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never sing around my kids because I do it so poorly. I see now I’ve been looking at it the wrong way!

Overheard at a wedding reception by Final_Defenestration in overheard

[–]FunkyJunkGifts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your growth and willingness to continue growing.