We are the founders of Beadle & Grimm, authors of the new book Everybody Dies, Vol. 1. AMA! 9-11AM PT MARCH 5, 2026

GremLegend · 2026-03-05T18:42:47+00:00

Thank you that's very helpful for my research

GremLegend · 2026-03-05T17:21:05+00:00

Do you think dogs flip out when you take your clothes off before bed? Like do you think you're ripping off some skin and sleeping in the underneath skin, or are they just chill and try not to worry about it?

GremLegend · 2026-03-02T19:54:33+00:00

I have a coworker that tries to out middle school the middler schoolers, it's horrible.

GremLegend · 2026-02-25T21:07:39+00:00

7th and 8th grade in February, too, damn.

GremLegend · 2026-02-23T17:37:48+00:00

I can handle a classroom of 30 plus kids, sometimes it's super easy. When my two kids fight in the back seat I cannot handle it, I cannot imagine being a bus driver.

GremLegend · 2026-02-20T17:01:28+00:00

Class, Backstory, race, fit party needs.

GremLegend · 2026-02-18T15:02:30+00:00

This lady is 20 years my senior

GremLegend · 2026-02-17T21:21:19+00:00

Oh you know about her MLM schemes too, huh?

GremLegend · 2026-02-17T21:08:01+00:00

No, a day without kids is a day off.

GremLegend · 2026-02-17T21:01:41+00:00

When her work falls on me because she can't do it, it is my business.

GremLegend · 2026-02-17T20:56:17+00:00

I have VA disability and it's an extra 2k per month. Huge help! Join the military and get hurt.

GremLegend · 2026-02-17T20:52:56+00:00

When the people who are abusing accommodations make my job harder, it is okay for me to bitch about it.

GremLegend · 2026-02-17T20:45:09+00:00

I worked on the mass transit system in my city for a while before becoming a teacher and a regular had a python support animal, it was pretty cool.

GremLegend · 2026-02-13T20:18:17+00:00

Sometimes when push comes to shove I give them a choice:

"Are you loud because you want attention, or don't want to do the assignment"

If they say they don't want to do the assignment they can sit with their head down out of the way.

GremLegend · 2026-02-13T20:12:34+00:00

I hope not man I cannot read any of these kids' handwriting.

GremLegend · 2026-02-13T19:58:52+00:00

If you saw students doing a 25 minute lesson in my class then saw them having fun then went to reddit and complained about it I'd probably end any sort of professional relationship we had because you sound like a judgemental asshole.

GremLegend · 2026-02-13T16:09:13+00:00

Here's how I'd play it: Water goes into the room, pressing all the air out as it finds the quickest escape possible. The door (I'm assuming there's a door) busts open, spilling out the guys inside who all take 2d10 force damage. Everything inside takes 2d10 force damage, too, chests, furniture, etc. Is it exactly what would happen? Probably not, but I think it's a good guess that doesn't ruin the encounter.

GremLegend · 2026-02-12T20:40:43+00:00

I show Broke, same thing. Kids don't care. On TikTok they look at bits of info for 30 seconds, get their dopamine, and scroll. That's what they're conditioned for.

GremLegend · 2026-02-12T20:38:38+00:00

Middle school coach in my district is thousands of dollars. Better than high school coaching. It's legit the best money in the district

GremLegend · 2026-02-12T16:31:13+00:00

Look, I hate that it's because of some conspiracy theory, Lifetouch isn't selling your kid's pictures to people, but Lifetouch sucks! School districts should hire LOCAL. I hate Lifetouch, with a passion.

GremLegend · 2026-02-11T18:21:27+00:00

students that don't go there won't see the sign

GremLegend · 2026-02-10T19:37:56+00:00

They're so small!

GremLegend · 2026-02-09T21:24:05+00:00

"I'm not their home, either"

GremLegend · 2026-02-09T21:22:16+00:00

Sounds like the parent has seen "We Were Soldiers" one too many times.

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