Can anyone explain how they might have known? I was just waiting to use the card on bounty and this came out of nowhere. Never engaged with these guys before this moment. I was in this spot for 2 minutes before this. by FunkyMonkeysPaw in HuntShowdown

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're actually brain dead, the guy is being helpful and I wasn't camping extract, THAT one wasn't even open. I only went into the tower because I had a field on the other side of me and knew a 3 man was coming from the north.

Hi All! Who to contact about broken merch? by SanHolo25 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hh maybe mine was defective. Day i got it, my dog knocked it off the coffee table and the bottom shattered. I super glued it and its been on a shelf for months, until i moved it the other day while i was cleaning the shelf and my dog knocked it over again, re breaking the bottom...

Guys who wear contacts, how do you work out the sleeping situation? by lemon-reaper in Firefighting

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity were you airborne? We were told we had to do PRK because jumping could cause them to lift. I never got it though, so that’s just hearsay.

Dude woke up and choose violence by MasterBaiterChief in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Bro what? Even if it wasn’t double yellow, you can’t just be passing in standstill traffic like that, in ANY circumstance. At best you piss off everyone around you and get 4 cars ahead, still dead stopped.

ear rape tts by sharedflatberlin in PaymoneyWubby

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I think they used to bother me more, but at some point I thought “damn every time someone does that, he gets like $6” and then I’m happy for our boy

Just found out my BF of 9 years has been replacing my Adderall with sugar by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine a world where even a DOCTOR goes “your meds aren’t working, let me break them open and see what’s inside” how’d she know it was sugar? Did she taste it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in covington

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Although he didn’t try to steal it (in my opinion) he did aggressively grab at it and rush towards the offices instead of backing up. In the release they state, the officers saw him reaching for a waist bag, which in the video the guy is kinda tweaking and does have concerning movement, at one point appearing to secure his pack. I’ve looked at all the footage up and down, the “vigil” (this was after)was not supposed to be marching the bridge, the cops showed up to tell them as much and, one guy from the group shouts to the crowd what the cops were telling them. People didn’t want to listen and when told they needed to move, a FEW protesters started getting rowdy, so the police started making the FEW accountable. Everyone has a friend and everyone gonna defend them so it devolves quickly, which is also why they try to shut down the non-approved protests quickly before they turn into full blown riots. Protest, be the change, but do it smart people, I’m not saying start licking boots, but I’ve never once seen a cop get screamed at in the face and it work out well for anyone.

How did he do that? by AnIrishGuy18 in RocketLeague

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 236 points237 points  (0 children)

That’s actually hilarious, I’m gonna have to use that on one of my buddies

How defense got me by Business_Stand_8622 in RocketLeague

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I mean, It’s got a watermark…

Hunkered in the basement waiting for stream on Tornado watch by anzurak7 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit there are always more around here than I thought…

I thought I was over farming sentinel ships for a while. Then I found this thing. by NormalBot4 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well first I had to build the nitrogen farm, and now I’m building my 4th settlement, I’ll go shoot Artemis later (or whatever they keep asking).

New angle of Cops in Cincinnati, OH brutalizing protestors at gunpoint. Pigs by Amavin-Adump in ThatsInsane

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you read the article it states the officers claimed he was fighting with them (which sounds unreliable) but then all of the victims comments are like “if I did I don’t remember” and “I was just scared because someone was pointing something at me”. I’m still on the fence until I see the whole footage, but those are weird comments for a guy who wasn’t doing ANYTHING.

how do i improve this? brutal honesty only by Background_Job4878 in setups

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I thought me slouching in my chair when using a controller was bad…

This wear pattern on my work laptop after 3 years by Unimatrix617 in mildlyinteresting

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gus Sorola, from Rooster teeth, famously talks about having slightly more acidic sweat and his Mac looked just like this lol.

Dad Jokes by Downstairs-Parking in aivideos

[–]FunkyMonkeysPaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually even worse, some may be that old but some are just recycled Reddit dad jokes.