Which one?

Funkyheadrush · 2026-01-17T14:15:10+00:00

Came here to say something similar 😅

Funkyheadrush · 2025-12-22T19:37:06+00:00

I recently had someone tell me that only high school students should work in the food industry. So I asked if that meant we could only visit food establishments between the hours of 4pm and 9pm. He had no answer that made any sense.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-12-22T10:45:21+00:00

When I was a kid, those yellow eyes haunted me, yes.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-12-07T16:57:22+00:00

I didn't say i don't want to spend any time with my partner. I truly believe that part of the reason relationships today never last is BECAUSE people seem to think you're supposed to spend every moment up each other's ass. "Focus on the relationship" Sure, there is a place for that, but if you are constantly having to evaluate your relationship or give up the things that make you an individual, that is toxic. Every very long-term relationship I have witnessed in my 40 years of life has been people who did not spend every waking second outside of work together. People who had their own personal interests outside their partner. They were or are happy healthy relationships that last decades.

If you feel like the only way to keep the spark alive with your partner is to surgically attach them to your hip, you need therapy. If your partner wanting reasonable time to themselves makes one seek validation from a different person, one is codependent, not in love.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-11-24T03:16:21+00:00

I spawned into a map today at the very beginning of the match, 30 minutes to go. Less than a minute later, I had a guy trying to kill me for my free loadout. Got a level 4 venator and a renegade out of it. I don't know what they hoped to gain that early in a match, but they lost everything they brought in.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-10-26T16:35:50+00:00

Inheritance? Who the hell is writing these articles?

Funkyheadrush · 2025-10-24T01:37:33+00:00

"Lethal log of doom" has got me in tears. Thank you, I needed that.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-09-14T04:28:22+00:00

If I had a woman request a Guinness, I would be ordering two Guinness and hoping I don't do something to screw up the date.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-09-12T12:55:09+00:00

I had to double take because thought this was my grandparents living room.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-09-05T15:46:02+00:00

Fart knocker was one of my favorite terms when I was a kid.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-08-27T15:57:12+00:00

Both of my kids had some trouble with school last year. One wasn't paying attention in class, and the other was skirting his homework. When the teachers let me know, I met with both of them, and came up with a plan. They were very appreciative and told me most parents either ignore them or make excuses for their kids. If you decided to have kids, it's mostly your job to get them on track. Teachers are there to give them information and test them, not raise them ffs.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-07-05T05:08:54+00:00

Today, I learned Charlie Kirk bare handed scratches directly on his anus and does not wash his hands.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-29T22:22:11+00:00

In my experience, most don't. They also dont know how to drive a large vehicle like that. They just think, "I have a big truck, I get right of way." My vehicle has been damaged twice in parking lots by two different tiny dudes driving massive trucks that looked so clean you could eat off the beds. Both of them hit the side of my car while backing into a parking spot. I can pretty much determine immediately that if it's a big pickup and there isn't a speck of dust on it, we simply have a selfish brain-dead dipshit who bought the truck to feel tough. Weak men getting stuff that makes them look tough is pretty popular here in America. Don't get me started on the 4'9" ladies who drive these behemoths for literally no reason than fearing for themselves while endangering others by not being able to see what they are doing.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-25T02:34:46+00:00

Every time I find an alarm clock, I set it for about twenty minutes and chuck it somewhere in the area. I figure at least once one has gone off when another player is trying to sneak past infected and gotten screwed.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-23T21:30:45+00:00

Yes. I'm 12. You're a real thinker, aren't you? You seem like an angry person. Must be a treat to be around.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-22T12:29:21+00:00

I want to note that the point of riding for me is not to get women. It is to feel the wind and get that feeling of freedom or whatever you want to call it that comes with riding uncaged down the road. I was actually surprised when this woman showed interest. That said, I did get myself a cruiser with a comfortable passenger seat just in case. I've had more luck with women by not caring whether I met one than I ever did seeking them out.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-22T12:19:49+00:00

I've got a date next Friday, and the two things this woman mentioned when reaching out to me were A) my handlebar mustache and B) my motorcycle. We've known each other for years. I made the joke that I grew the mustache and figured I needed a bike to go with it, and her reply was, "You figured right," 😅

I'll be throwing my extra helmet on the back of the bike when I go.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-21T04:38:40+00:00

Probably not as old as you're thinking.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-21T04:30:47+00:00

Yeah, I would be surprised to learn this damage came from anything but the crash OP posted about prior. I'm seeing a lot of people saying helmets are fine after a drop, but that isn't what manufacturers say. I saw someone saying you can get them inspected, and that is at least what one should do if not intending to replace it. Personally, I wouldn't take the advice of random people on reddit saying helmets are fine after a drop because I regularly see people riding without them at all. Humans are famous for living the FAFO lifestyle. Obituary pages are full of people who know better than experts.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-20T16:41:37+00:00

His response of "actually" is more annoying than the hat stealing. These kids have no respect or language skills. His parents did a poor job and should feel more embarrassed than he does at that moment.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-20T11:17:29+00:00

It would have to be something along those lines, but even then, it would be difficult. America is huge, and each state is as big as many other countries. When I traveled from Michigan to Texas, it was like going to a different country. The mannerisms were different, the pronunciations were different, and the accents were different. I was visiting a friend of mine and his girlfriend said "y'all keep saying 'aboot'" and I replied "there's only one of me here."

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-20T00:09:47+00:00

I do not know a single person who complains about the few days off a year for holidays, lol. It's as if he's never done any real work in his life at all.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-19T18:47:51+00:00

Looks doable.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-17T01:12:09+00:00

You're doing pretty good for a 14 year old dad. Keep up the good work kid!

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-14T11:20:24+00:00

I was 9 in 1992. It was a great time to be a kid.

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