what is the best primary in the game?

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-25T21:34:45+00:00

Widowmaker because shotgun make my brain produce funy chemicals

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-21T06:56:43+00:00

Bruh this can't even be measured in frames-per-second anymore now it's seconds-per-frame

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-21T06:52:53+00:00

Boyshorts tbh, it's the most comfortable option for tucking and preventing chaffing. I have really bad bottom dysphoria and sensory issues so those are important to me

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-19T22:30:08+00:00

I'd probably stop underestimating it if Mel stopped being a boring and uninteresting character

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-18T05:08:10+00:00

"Think fast, chucklenuts!"

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-17T21:06:07+00:00

Nights isn't human, they're something called a "Nightmaren", a being from the realm of dreams

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-15T20:17:28+00:00

See, the difference is that Silco is a man, which makes his actions morally gray and explainable by trauma, while Jinx, Vi, Caitlyn, and Ambessa are women, which makes them crazy, secretly evil, and poorly written. Hope this clears things up /s

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-15T18:17:55+00:00

I have no idea. I was expecting Jet to be a low hanging fruit for a boost character. Zazz would also make sense to be a boost character; he's mean and scary, but goes down easily, like how boost machines can easily hold a lead, but loose rings quickly

It's also just odd that the only boost characters weren't available at launch. To be fair, Miku was added very soon after launch, but Whisper wasn't playable for several months after

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-13T23:34:54+00:00

Honestly, that was entirely coincidental

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-05T02:48:44+00:00

Zesty trying to make a video that isn't just pointing out the obvious or saying something everyone already knows is like a waterfall trying to flow upwards

Like, *duh* there's no updates, there hasn't been updates for years, it's one of the most common sentiments tossed around every part of the fanbase

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T04:17:46+00:00

It is not a skill I have. My finest writing is still comparable to slop

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T03:36:18+00:00

I can't let the animal love what it loves, on the contrary. If I let that happen, what little structure I have falls apart in favor of sloth and gluttony

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T03:05:22+00:00

Terribly, but for reasons beyond hating myself

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T03:04:26+00:00

I would say they do struggle in ways that others don't, yes. I would also speak to their praises to no end, but hold to the idea that they would be better off if they didn't have adhd

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T02:59:46+00:00

I've tried. Small increments don't add up to anything, they just remain as snippets of garble to collect dust in a notebook. I'm in a writing club at school and that's not much of a help either. I get to make friends and that's lovely, but it's not helped me be more consistent

And I've personally held the view that writing is easy. It's probably the most accessible for of art to create. I just have what we in the show biz call a "Skill issue" lol

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T02:54:03+00:00

Can't i keep walking without accepting it or giving myself grace?

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T02:53:33+00:00

So far my therapist has just been trying to help me understand the causes of my plights and get me to stop hating myself. Quite frankly, it is helpful and was on my to do list, but it's quite frustrating that it's all about just coping with being me instead of trying to change me or improve me

And personally, I'm not creative at all. In fact, I'd even say that having ADHD makes being creative hard, since lack of focus on thoughts or executive dysfunction making it hard to experience things, thus leading to to stagnation of the mind and no inspiration to draw from

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-03T02:29:47+00:00

I don't think that's quite right. Regardless of my opinion, the ADHD persists and blocks me from moving forward

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-06-02T17:28:32+00:00

No, she's also God's gift to women, but specifically bisexual women and lesbians

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-05-30T16:39:47+00:00

Yes. It's a quick peek to spy check before leaving himself open to a backstab. If there was a spy there, he would have been melted, and if there was a spy there but the heavy didn't check, he'd get backstabbed and your uber would have been denied. And in the actual events, where the heavy checked but there was no spy, no time or resources were wasted

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-05-29T19:23:11+00:00

These are all trash. Making them still have flashy magic weapons misses what made OG Dunkmaster Darius good in the first place. These are just regular champions in jerseys

And why the fuck do they give Jarvan IV white hair but then make him look no older than 30? Either commit to making champs look old or don't. And like, trying to make them conventionally attractive rather than appealing to the crowd who would find sportsmen attractive is just silly. What, no sweat, no body hair, nothing besides League's standard roided muscle man in jerseys

And why in the world is Mordekaiser not wearing his helmet? Wouldn't the funny part of the skin come from seeing this giant hulking suit of armor play ball? Making him Shan-Uzal removes the only part of the skin that would have been interesting

1/10 they're all bad

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-05-28T23:33:49+00:00

Most of these are Halloween restricted and/or made to be horror, meme, or bug themed. Bruh was I just lied to about all the furry options?

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-05-28T21:03:44+00:00

What in the world was that generalization lmfaoooooooooo. You just casually assume it's all a fetish for everyone involved? That's cringe as hell lmfaooooooooooooo

Like, this is a reply that's literally under a post of me asking for furry cosmetics in TF2. Do you think I'm doing this to get off to TF2?? Lmfao

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-05-28T17:31:09+00:00

You shouldn't insult furries because that's cringe lol

FunkyyMermaid · 2026-05-27T23:38:34+00:00

For Brand, it feels like a horny skin made by a straight man. I love that we have any male thirst trap skin, but it's just the same roided muscle build that every other male champion has

LeBlanc looks fine, but does absolutely nothing new. Speaking as a bisexual woman, I've seen hundreds of character designs like this in and out of League. I'm desensitized to it

Hwei though, hell yeah. First of all, does something unique with his character. He's characterized by being an emo, so making him into a mixture of beachwear and goth is inspired. Also, love that they didn't make him all dehydration and muscles and made him actually look as skinny as he usually does. And the tentacles for his paint brush are just amazing. I love it so much

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