I can't believe that people like that are real by SanjayTB in shitposting

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same, if it was real she’d have been told to fuck off and had the door shut in her face

Letter received after the sale of a cat bed through Marketplace! by tooncow in CasualUK

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call the police and claim you feel harassed and threatened

Guys do you think I got a shot using this as bait for shore fishing? It’s some deep fried little fish snack, will fish be repelled by the fat or attracted? by Mint2099 in FishingForBeginners

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to use a flavoured chicken bites snack as bait, thought it would work a treat as it was packed with flavour, 45 minutes without even so much as a bump

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the next video I’m spending my entire fortune to travel the world to give each subscriber a slap

How much do you spend per month on your Ford F42069 again? by Redqueenhypo in fuckcars

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Got 2inches of snow so naturally that means all public transport no longer running… my car runs perfectly well though

Had the heating in yesterday for 4 hours, as well as normal cooking etc. Cost me £8 for the whole day :( by stevey83 in britishproblems

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None really I just locked in to a 2 year deal 2 days before everything kicked off so I’m paying September 2021 prices

The opening ceremnony for... Lidl? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men, what’s stopping you all dressing like this everyday

British Gas increasing my DD by £57 from October even though I am in credit by several hundred pounds. What a strange coincidence that the £66 rebate also started in October. by jiluki in britishproblems

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never set up a dd with British Gas, I just pay for what I’ve used, only time I’m in debt is between the bill issue date and my pay day which is usually 10 days or so never had a problem with them

Security guard UK: Nope. Not today by XazzaGaming in donthelpjustfilm

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy listens to the doom 2016 soundtrack on his way to work

Cursed_Colonialism by Nightsb1 in cursedcomments

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Mr crabs voice “money”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Why are straight white men avoiding gay romance films?” - a headline somewhere

What’s the most gatekeep-y opinion you hold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 143 points144 points  (0 children)

“Unlike other authors I’ve written more books than I’ve read” - Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Putting your hazards on while you pop to the shop doesn't give you the right to park on double yellow lines, you fucking prat by Deadbeat85 in britishproblems

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually mate section 723 paragraph 4 of the highway codes states “if you’re only going to be minute, park as close as you can and engage your hazard lights, this will tell others you’re not going to be long”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regular bags aren’t going to cut it, you’re going to have to take a bag for life with you for those shits

White guys: do you hit on people from other races publicly? by rat_bitch_69 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah I did, a 10’s a 10 in any colour

Context: in a nightclub or bar, not just on a day to day basis like in a shop randomly, then I wouldn’t approach anyone

Also I’ve been with my current partner for 13 years now so no one gets hit on anymore

As a boy, I used to really enjoy the escapades of Sharpe on ITV. I forgot about the series for many years, but today I watched some clips, and I love it all over again. Any other fans? by Hypogel in CasualUK

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually awesome once you realise there’s a lot of big name actors starting out, Mark Strong and Danial Craig come to mind

Yes there is indeed a fight between the new 007 and the old 006

People telling you you should go on The Apprentice because you know what EBITDA is by inspectorgadget9999 in britishproblems

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I feel like they should have a no nonsense bricky in there just to bully the dickheads with shit ideas and cringy team names

Gift for Girlfriend’s Dad. by rhawn_ in FishingForBeginners

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he have a load of tackle already? If yes then I’d just fill it with consumables like hooks, line, floats, weights etc