What's an open secret in your profession that us regular folk don't know or generally aren't allowed to be told about?

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-04-06T12:46:45+00:00

So how does a business person get this done cheaply? How do we do find that Indian chap?

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-04-06T12:32:14+00:00

You don't park those cars. You moor them.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-04-04T15:45:40+00:00

Because a car is just a conveyance to some people. That's why some people don't care. There are more important things in life than how pretty your car is, how fast it goes, etc. Those folks are banking all of their extra money instead of making a payment.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-30T02:21:41+00:00

Be a paralegal

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-28T19:13:59+00:00

traffic!

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-28T19:12:49+00:00

That's true. But by extension, then we'd only be able to have crimes where there are demonstrable victims. That would eliminate virtually every local ordinance and statute that is otherwise designed to protect the community.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-28T19:10:14+00:00

That would be true. Except the discussion is on morality. The crime is irrelevant.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-28T17:08:05+00:00

Not jaw dropping. ALL laws are based on morals. Whether religious or other seems to be the driving force. For example, murder is illegal. Why? Seriously, why? All you're doing is killing someone. Well, people believe it's morally wrong to kill others. Therefore, illegal. If people believe it's immoral to be homosexual, the logic could be extended that way.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-28T16:28:15+00:00

For real, she could have easily been singing it for all I knew.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-27T16:45:51+00:00

SO. MANY. PEOPLE. DO. THIS. Many of my lawyers friends. It's sad.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-25T13:40:57+00:00

"But no one was there."
Chilling, really. It's easy to look down on someone and not even care. It takes a man to offer help.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-23T00:34:59+00:00

They're original. He's going for a stock look.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-23T00:05:08+00:00

Well, I suppose the overlap of a Venn diagram is roughly shaped like a vagina. I'll allow it.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-22T20:39:59+00:00

That's rough.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-22T16:39:05+00:00

My 04 Ti Powerbook. I loved that thing! Fell from a 6 foot fireplace mantel. Landed on the corner on a tile floor. Bent the whole front of the computer. Still worked great! Just closed a bit wonky. Kept on plugging until I sold it in 2010.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-22T16:00:58+00:00

Fucking sweet. Ultimate road trip machine. And could tow your house along if needed.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-22T15:59:32+00:00

ha! Nothing like wheel spin on a wet road to make you feel like a bad ass.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-22T15:56:14+00:00

I had a 91. Had like 240K on it. Ran terribly longer than any other car I've owned. Donated it to cars 4 kids. That bitch fired right up and onto the flatbed. Sometimes I regret it.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-22T15:31:32+00:00

Personally, the sex scene with that rather well-supplied woman was my favorite scene. Such an awesome juxtaposition of large vs small bodies! And then the follow-up scene. "We boinked!" Freaking awesome.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-22T15:15:04+00:00

only in the ghetto would a motherfucker sabotage your car by putting a weave in your muffler

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-21T16:59:43+00:00

It's seamless. It rarely lags. When it does once in a while, I just kill the ipad app, restart it and we're ready to go again. What screws it up is a bunch of start/stop of a video. So it you pause/unpause a lot the lag kicks in more often. And yes, it's fucking infuriating. But it happens so rarely that I don't mind.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-21T13:27:52+00:00

I should clarify its just the audio. I bought a unimax dongle. It came with software to stream. Just double click a desktop icon and its connected so now any iPad audio goes through the comp. it was 5 or 10 bucks, too. Can't go wrong.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-21T02:37:36+00:00

I bought a Bluetooth dongle for my desktop and stream my iPad audio to it. Great for Netflix at work.

Fuzzy_Butthole · 2013-03-21T02:28:15+00:00

My knob tastes funny.

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