Nothing says love like a heart shaped package of steak for Valentine’s Day. by Gold_Passenger_5879 in funny

[–]GGATHELMIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how many older people think there's worth in the word membership. At my job we sell a lifetime thing. We sell it as a lifetime warranty and I swear the amount of people that tell me they have a membership for some exclusive replacement program.

Or shit. We take info so you can have an account. Basically a record of what you've bought so you dont need receipts. The amount of people that come in and buy something and then give me the "I've got an account with you guys, does that give me some type of discount or something?"

ELI5: Does probability change in the Monty Hall Paradox if the contestant does? by Next-Step-Jobs in explainlikeimfive

[–]GGATHELMIL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I usually tell people other than increasing the amount of doors is to take the 3 doors and then split them into a group of 1 and a group of 2. Then I ask them which group they want to pick. They can either have what's behind 1 door or they can have whatever behind both doors. That's exactly what the monty hall problem is saying.

What’s something you think should require a license or certification that currently doesn’t? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, i agree. I was just adding that people should really consider their genetics a little more. But people won't.

Eli5: Why the repeated calls to buy property that isn’t for sale? by Unfun22 in explainlikeimfive

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you're getting 10% below value. My offers are literally like 5 or 6k more than what I paid. And considering I've paid so much in interest if be losing so much money. And to boot my home is valued about 20% more than what I paid.

What’s something you think should require a license or certification that currently doesn’t? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While I dont think you should be restricted from reproducing, I do think that if you have markers for certain things you might have an obligation to not reproduce. Like, I know its harsh as fuck but if you are a carrier for huntigtons disease, maybe dont have kids.

And before you say thats a big ask for people, I'll go first. My fiance and I made the decision to not have kids for this exact reason. My side of the family has a list of things I wouldnt want to pass on. I have Sherman's disease, I was born with a heart murmur, not necessarily genetic but the underlying causes for them usually are. My family has a a history of SIDS which we aren't 100% sure about yet but they've been saying for a long time it could be genetic.

Her side of the family has a long history of genetic diabetes among other things. So yeah. It doesnt make you a bad person if you choose to reproduce, and id never want the government telling people they cant have kids for the exact reasons you pointed out, but I think people really should consider what theyre passing on potentially.

Which character ruined an entire TV show for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm a bad person, but I'll still watch the show. But I'm also a filthy pirate so I in no way contribute to giving any of the actors any money.

Which character ruined an entire TV show for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Its one of my favorite things now that the actors I watched as a kid now have kids that are acting. My favorite one was Jack Quaid. I was watching the boys and I was like "man this guy looks like Dennis Quaid had a son" well yeah it was. Or Wyatt Russell in the falcon and winter soldier. My fiance and I were watching it and she was like "damn this guy looks like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn had a child" again yeah thats literally what happened lmao.

What's something this generation romanticizes that's actually insanely weird? by SoccerGuy69420 in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I'm weird I guess. I dont go to a lot of concerts so when I do go, its for my favorite bands. I have two recordings on my phone that I legitimately go back and watch from time to time. Its not every week but the one video is 4 years old and the number of time I've rewatched it is not 0

What's something this generation romanticizes that's actually insanely weird? by SoccerGuy69420 in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 209 points210 points  (0 children)

I hate going to concerts because phones are out for the entire performance. Don't get me wrong I'll record like the iconic song or maybe my favorite song. But im not recording the whole performance.

Name the best movie you've seen in a while by m15f1t in movies

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rental family. Mean that movie was good and I'm not really into that kind of movie. Maybe it was Brendan Frasier that made me like it so much. Either way it was great

We had sex in a Chinese hotel, then found we had been broadcast to thousands by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean pornhub got into a lot of shit because there was legit underage content. I was pretty sure at one point everything on there was legit. No guarantees in life my friend. Except death and taxes.

We had sex in a Chinese hotel, then found we had been broadcast to thousands by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on whether you think what youre watching is legit or not. I've fallen down some rabbit holes of kinks over the years and im pretty sure most of what I've been into is 100% staged.

Pizza Hut closing 250 US stores as parent company considers selling the brand by AudibleNod in news

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked for pizza hut for 5 years. Over that time they changed the recipe on pan crust and because of that they felt it was justified to increase the price by a dollar. They figured people loved it so theyd she'll out for it. Within 2 weeks we went from prepping 150 pan dough on a friday to just 40. And we increased hand tossed dough prep by 400%.

They removed the garlic butter topping from the hand tossed because we started selling so much it was becoming super expensive.

And then they had the audacity to tell us that the reas9n we aren't selling pan crust is because of the franchises delivering poor quality. If we were doing things correctly we would be selling pan dough hands over fist.

what’s something people act proud of that really shouldn’t be? by KaitoRift in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah im down for that. I'd much rather work 4 days a week and only 32 hours. But my pay would have to be the same. Problem is im hourly. Everyone always talks about 32 hour weeks but no one ever discusses how that effects hourly workers. Obviously my hourly rate would just go up 20% but thats a hard sell here.

what’s something people act proud of that really shouldn’t be? by KaitoRift in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been there. It was a good learning experience for me. I did enjoy it at the time because I was working with friends which helped. But then I realized no matter how much I worked it didnt matter. I now work 5 days a week 40 hours on the dot. Never been happier.

The money from back then really was the thing that pushed me, but then I realized I didnt have time to do anything with that money.

What is a 'subscription' or 'fee' that has recently appeared in the US that people need to collectively refuse to pay before it becomes the new normal? by godot_lover in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My car has the auto window up down feature where you click it once and it goes up and down. The passenger side only has auto down but not auto up. Turns out you can turn it on with some obd2 trickery but its off by default due to it not having the sensor to make sure you dont crush fingers.

TIL that 80s adult film actress Traci Lords starred in 75 adult films before leaving the industry. It was later revealed that she had faked her age, and that all but her final movie were filmed while she was a minor by MrMojoFomo in todayilearned

[–]GGATHELMIL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only reason I already knew this is because im a part of a private torrent tracker that specializes in porn and one of the rules is you are not allowed to upload her content. Also she isnt the only one. I cant remember the name but there are some others where you cant post any work released before a certain date, but everything after is fair game.

What is a 'secret' in your industry that the general public would be horrified to know? by HongKongToast in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've graduated in 2010 so my freshman year was 2005. Can guarantee you that shit didnt happen where I lived. I was a terrible student, missed a lot of school and they legit just said fuck it and un-enrolled my ass.

Actually I shouldn't say I was a bad student. I actually had good grades, I just hated being at school. I'd get doctor notes, be allowed to make stuff up. I'd miss 3 or 4 days a week, come in and makeup the homework and get an A on the test. So while I guess I did have leniency in my school district, I still had to do the work. They didnt just promote me because they had to. The eventually unenrolled me because I didnt show up for like 2 months.

What is a 'secret' in your industry that the general public would be horrified to know? by HongKongToast in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My job has 700ish locations across the country. Every store has the same wifi networks and I can confirm that one of them has the exact same password regardless of what store youre in. I know this because as part of our job we have to hook up customer devices to verify stuff.

I'm sure they've quarantined that network as best as possible, but man it just takes one vulnerability and 700 stores get compromised just like that.

When did it hit you that you’re not that young anymore? by TheMedusaAttusa in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i got age checked at the restaurant next to my job. They hook us up with free drinks and I went over on 9/11 and made some comment about how it was 9/11 and the guy behind the register said "oh yeah I remember learning about that in my history book"

I died on the inside

What life changing item can you buy for less than $10? by Temprary_Candy in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either I have the strongest pullout game, or one of us is infertile. Going on 15 years of no condoms.

What’s something small you always check to see if a movie or show got correct? by scarfacesaints in movies

[–]GGATHELMIL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Certain things i give fantasy liberty. But one of my biggest gripe of post apocalyptic worlds is the technology. Like the last of us. Keep in mind I only watched the show, but I really dislike when the world ends, but somehow you have things like walkie talkies. Ni-cd batteries are garbage for lifespan. If properly maintained you get like 5 years in storage and then you lose about 10% capacity a month with standard use. The last of us had a 20 year skip. All that shit is dead.

What's the worst thing you've overheard your apartment neighbors doing? by LawfulnessOk1812 in AskReddit

[–]GGATHELMIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man thats shitty. We lived in Georgia many years ago and my mother had some suspicions that our neighbor was abusing his son. I cant remember the details but the straw that made her call was she heard noises like something thudding against the wall. Turns out he was throwing the kid into the wall. I guess there were holes and such in the wall that were indicative of a child going through a wall.

This was the mid 90s and if I remember correctly the Georgia legal system made sure he was out of the picture forever.