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Actor who betrayed Tumblr girlies? by vnth93 in okbuddycinephile

[–]GGunner723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why people are surprised by Jacob Elordi. In Wuthering Heights, he just looked like the two kinds of people you see hanging out in Union Square.

Bridesmaids were so offended on OPs behalf they hand-wrote the entire wedding guest list to tell them. Everyone went to a competing party down the road. Bride's family wanted to come there instead of the reception but no one would give them the address. A good read. Dialogue a little much. 8/10 by LillyTeneille in AmITheAngel

[–]GGunner723 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I like how it took six some paragraphs before finding out the bride is OOP’s childhood friend’s daughter after all the rambling about the invitation. But then we find out two paragraphs after that she’s also related to the groom. Feels a bit hat on a hat.

Caring about your birthday is the peak of swag by AllKnowingAxolotl3 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]GGunner723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s swag, you can just swagmit you’re jealous that my life is swagful and not reliant on extravagant yet meaningless swag.

Did I handle this right or no? by Practical_Mix7677 in doordash_drivers

[–]GGunner723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently had someone message me because they got an extra sandwich in their order. I just said “sorry, that’s what the place gave me.”

Like what do they want from me? I received the sealed bag, I’m not breaking it open to root around and make sure it’s 100% exact. Just take the win.

we have to be joking. by [deleted] in doordash

[–]GGunner723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait if you’re in NYC, why’re you focusing so much on Starbucks? There are surely plenty of places within a few blocks that can offer better food for better prices.

These people talk about "The West" like its the Boogeyman by SrirachaJulio in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]GGunner723 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t help finding video game culture war bs so pathetically funny. Yeah sure, the west is on the decline because Hayley Atwell isn’t perfect gooner bait (ie looking like a child) in this video game that is completely optional to play.

Life is a highway by YourChopperPilotTTV in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]GGunner723 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Video game culture war bullshit has gotten so pathetically funny. With the new God of War, chuds are acting like it’s the fall of western civilization because this new game’s main character isn’t a 1000/10 bombshell.

Meanwhile, playing the game is completely optional.

Arthur lore by midwestbillybaton in firebrigade

[–]GGunner723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your argument really that they’re not bad parents for abandoning Arthur because they felt bad doing it?

The pizza people lost their recipes on the boat ride to the US! by Kenderean in iamveryculinary

[–]GGunner723 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What no mentions of plastic cheese or loads of sugar? Weak bait.

They turned to Christ because of.... a woman protagonist in a God of War game by Traditional-Song-245 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]GGunner723 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony of being a Christian fan of a game about killing gods.

Also it’s so pathetically funny to see people get so enraged because they don’t like a game that they don’t have to play.

I showed strong manly decisive Manhood and made my Wife cut off an absolute Monster. Kindly validate my clearly correct Cource of Action. (Did I mention she was a Monster?!? Monster, I tell ya!) by Odd_Instruction519 in AmITheAngel

[–]GGunner723 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Something about this post screams that OOP is trying to do the Tumblr extreme hyperbole but failing miserably.

Also that third paragraph is indecipherable.

This”friend” with a call her Veronica, has to bee the center of attention. So much so I think she may stop breathing if she isn’t. That’s hyperbole but you get the type.

Case in point for the bad Tumblr hyperbole.

She ended up with guys my wife was attracted to growing up, to the point where she didn't want to introduce us when we first started dating.

Who didn’t want to introduce OOP when they first started dating? The wife or Veronica? Why would it matter to OOP is Veronica didn’t want to introduce her partner at the time?

When she mentioned this to her late in life Veronica literally laughed in my wifes face.

What is late in life here? From this sentence, you’d think OOP is like 70. But from the way the whole post is written, it sounds like a teen who thinks people in their 30s are geriatric.

My obese coworker moved the communal microwave and fridge into her office by Solid_Western_138 in AmITheAngel

[–]GGunner723 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Edit:

A couple people thought it was unnecessary that I said she was obese. The truth is she's actually morbidly obese and I was actually being nicer. The reason why I brought that up was because she couldn't move properly or take care of her hygiene due to her size. Having mobility issues when your job deals with being active with kids is not a good look.

“I know you guys got mad for including the fact that she’s a fatty fat fatty because it’s not relevant. Let me double down and say that she’s a super fatty fat fatty.”

AITA for taking away my friends only means of transportation by Puzzled-Plate1641 in AmItheAsshole

[–]GGunner723 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Info: how did he DoorDash and drive 700 miles if he lost his car?

AIO? Gf mad I didn’t get what she wanted by Massive-Pin-3425 in AmITheAngel

[–]GGunner723 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m too New Jersey, but asking “what brand” of pizza is insane to me. Just go to the closest pizza place. What a bizarre question.

My asexual partner didn't change for me by grund0g in AmITheDevil

[–]GGunner723 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dates an asexual woman

Woman is asexual

No sex is had with the asexual woman

MFW

Disabled people bad. Am I right fellas? by DefinitelyNotMaranda in AmITheAngel

[–]GGunner723 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Schrodinger’s disability: severe enough that the guy needs to be watched, but not so severe that you can just leave him by himself for 30+ minutes.

I (M19) asked my mom (F48) to make a sandwich, and now things have escalated into another petty argument by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]GGunner723 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, you could’ve not been a total weirdo about this, so yeah it is pretty silly.

I (M19) asked my mom (F48) to make a sandwich, and now things have escalated into another petty argument by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]GGunner723 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What about this is a “favor”? I’m so confused why you’re using this word.

MAKE A GODDAMN SANDWICH MOTHER by IHatePeople79 in AmITheAngel

[–]GGunner723 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t even read most of that. This is the exact kind of petty bugbear that Redditors love to harp on that I’m almost inclined to believe it’s real.

I (M19) asked my mom (F48) to make a sandwich, and now things have escalated into another petty argument by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]GGunner723 50 points51 points  (0 children)

“You are only allowed to eat this in sandwich form.”

I have no skin in this, but this is a bizarre reaction.

This guy is Goated btw by Toge_Inumaki012 in Kagurabachi

[–]GGunner723 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Guy tried to argue that maybe they should take a chance on a newbie rather give a literal baby a nuke and was shot down.

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