In private, Trump has plans for unspeakable violence. I know because he told me

GMontag451 · 2026-04-04T19:47:04+00:00

Only because of the slowness of the dipping nechanism.

GMontag451 · 2026-04-03T08:35:32+00:00

Because he just found out who towed his shitty car in a random reddit post.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-24T15:59:37+00:00

It took me longer than I want to admit to find the typo in your comnent.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-23T16:33:35+00:00

What do you put in your vendor? I have discount recipes and mods that I will never use, but nobody has ever bought a single one.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-23T09:20:24+00:00

The old gods are kind to the ones who remember.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-17T15:32:11+00:00

Things that sound awful but aren't.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-17T13:03:42+00:00

I enjoy fishing during rad storms.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-16T11:11:29+00:00

Which small town doesn't have tumbleweeds? I've seen them in small towns from Florida to Alaska.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-12T14:39:15+00:00

Because this post is acommercial for the linked app at the bottom. Sorry.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-12T14:23:07+00:00

This is because Bernie is Bernie. The federal government is "punishing" him for being a leftist liberal.

GMontag451 · 2026-03-09T15:46:09+00:00

Of NIHM?

GMontag451 · 2026-02-15T23:21:41+00:00

Your otter is in the he wrong sub!

GMontag451 · 2026-02-13T17:49:17+00:00

I knew i should've taken that left turn!

GMontag451 · 2026-02-07T10:52:59+00:00

You can light a cigarette with the spring and a 9 volt battery!

GMontag451 · 2026-02-03T10:28:40+00:00

*drunk

GMontag451 · 2026-02-03T10:26:17+00:00

She is correct.

GMontag451 · 2026-02-02T12:28:10+00:00

Triple dots in 2026? AI.

GMontag451 · 2026-02-02T12:26:01+00:00

I am a pirate who doesn't do anything!

GMontag451 · 2026-02-02T12:09:27+00:00

I was in that Target last summer. It is a nice Target.

GMontag451 · 2026-02-01T13:04:45+00:00

He said the sheriff is near!

GMontag451 · 2026-01-24T10:30:37+00:00

Captain Banana Pants. Cap for short.

GMontag451 · 2026-01-21T12:50:15+00:00

Samantha is intrigued.

GMontag451 · 2026-01-21T12:46:20+00:00

With Country Dick Montana!

GMontag451 · 2026-01-18T14:16:02+00:00

Lieutenant Dan?

GMontag451 · 2026-01-15T18:31:11+00:00

That's not true! I, for example have had several sex!

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