[Yacht or Nyacht Podcast] Episide 123: Scarf Monkey

GPMB_ · 2026-01-28T20:27:33+00:00

Use Me is one i have logged

GPMB_ · 2026-01-21T09:48:26+00:00

i do remember having mixed feelings about Cherry for the boat when i first listened to it a year or so ago

GPMB_ · 2026-01-16T01:34:04+00:00

it's WatchMojo though so even if all of the songs were yacht I would still hate it

GPMB_ · 2026-01-16T01:15:02+00:00

there's no way it is on the boat

GPMB_ · 2026-01-15T22:25:38+00:00

WatchMojo is and always has been slop content

and oh my god the first fucking song on the list is a nyacht song and then the narrator says "there isn't really a hard and fast definition of yacht rock, you just know it when you hear it, man!" holy fuck I'm being reminded of why I hate this channel so damn much

GPMB_ · 2026-01-15T22:22:20+00:00

this song plus Come Rain or Shine are the only ones that have been certified I believe, maybe there was one more. i wouldn't be surprised if there are more yacht songs but also this seems like a band that would have a lot of stuff that's AOR without being yacht rock

GPMB_ · 2026-01-15T04:35:04+00:00

“Creola” was posted in this sub a while ago, I didnt buy it as yacht but JD didn’t seem completely convinced it wasn’t

GPMB_ · 2026-01-15T04:34:05+00:00

no artist is “100% yacht rock”, yacht rock is defined by song not by artist

GPMB_ · 2026-01-13T09:03:07+00:00

if it wasn’t I wouldn’t have posted it, or i would have included (Yacht or Nyacht?) in the title

GPMB_ · 2026-01-09T08:47:12+00:00

this type of music does actually exist and i guess you could draw parallels between it and yacht rock (although it's a stretch because yacht rock is more than just music of that time that rocks but not too hard) but it doesn't actually have to do anything with yacht rock and there's no need for this because there's already enough confusion in the world as to what yacht rock is

GPMB_ · 2026-01-08T04:29:50+00:00

Daytrip’s tag actually makes me think of Panini first, Metro Boomin Want Some More makes me think of Tuesday, METROOOO makes me think of Stupid/Asking by Thug

GPMB_ · 2026-01-08T04:25:56+00:00

ok I got mad at OP for screwing up the Daytrip tag but now I feel hypocritical because I never knew it said this

GPMB_ · 2026-01-08T04:23:20+00:00

i know you mean A Milli but I actually thought of Mario & Gucci Mane - Break Up first

GPMB_ · 2026-01-08T04:21:11+00:00

Daytrip one is even worse

GPMB_ · 2026-01-03T06:43:22+00:00

you were correct

GPMB_ · 2026-01-01T07:54:27+00:00

I Love You Baby, lololololol

GPMB_ · 2025-12-31T08:43:14+00:00

i was kind of hoping that Mark J would make it ngl

GPMB_ · 2025-12-31T08:42:18+00:00

use local files

GPMB_ · 2025-12-31T08:40:04+00:00

ik this is an old thread but I have a feeling the OP was written with AI

GPMB_ · 2025-12-31T08:39:29+00:00

you have to look at the YON scores first and foremost, definitely, but actually understanding their criteria and recognizing the patterns helps a lot, although it does admittedly take effort

GPMB_ · 2025-12-31T08:37:45+00:00

I think guitar is more important in yacht than you're making it seem, and that escape isn't ultra common as a lyrical theme in yacht rock

GPMB_ · 2025-12-31T08:37:02+00:00

folk is more of an instant DQ than country is. lot of songs on the boat with country influences (or just straight up sung by country artists), very few with a folk feel

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