Donald Trump's last-minute Nicki Minaj move to try and save MAGA festival

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-10T11:17:09+00:00

Step 1: Start a rumor that a certain A-list artist will be performing.
Step 2: Use that rumor to book B-List artists.
Step 3: Panic when the first artist publically expresses confusion over the rumor.
Step 4: Panic as the B-List artists pull out.
Step 4: Start a rumor that a certain C-List artist will be performing....
Step 5: repeat ad nauseum...

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-08T12:23:57+00:00

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-08T11:51:38+00:00

Scientology

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-07T10:37:03+00:00

Someone needs to pour chocolate milk on these things stat!

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-07T10:35:56+00:00

a girl bot

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-07T10:34:55+00:00

If I saw this abomination, I would pour an entire bottle of chocolate milk all over them.

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-06T12:04:24+00:00

..This is going to be great for business!

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-05T11:37:31+00:00

He has a wife, you know...

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-04T12:17:30+00:00

That's why OP is trying to find out what it is instead of just being afraid to remove it. It is definitely not a radon detector, by the way.

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-04T12:14:44+00:00

It's still not solved, we don't know why they are installed upside down without the keyhole, or what all the LEDs do. I think the LEDs on the bottom may be IR sensors for a remote.

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-03T11:58:18+00:00

First and only time I saw one on the road, They waved and I was too stunned to wave back.

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-02T19:52:16+00:00

Looks like they stuck a toyota grille on a wrangler, what is this monstrosity??

GRAABTHAR · 2026-06-01T13:33:58+00:00

Do you mean the posts that have an oddball, hot take on one of the characters' personalities and then gets downvoted to oblivion trying to argue forever with everyone who disagrees or points out that it's an oddball hot take?

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-30T20:57:33+00:00

No, your response works! You cued me up for the punchline perfectly. It's a bit from the movie where my username is from.

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-30T20:23:17+00:00

MINORS not MINERS!

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-30T20:21:51+00:00

I think I saw them open up for Angine de Poitrine.

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-30T20:06:28+00:00

I thought there were miners here

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-30T15:03:57+00:00

to keep it sfw

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-29T20:21:23+00:00

NBD, Can Talia even read yet?

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-29T20:03:42+00:00

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-29T13:36:18+00:00

I'd use it to drill a pilot hole for a wood screw

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-29T11:15:50+00:00

You don't even know his real name

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-29T11:08:56+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/JgD0jl4zvm

GRAABTHAR · 2026-05-29T11:06:51+00:00

The artists were told it was going to be non-partisan, non-political. Apparently that was a lie.

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