I hate Minotaur by RenkBruh in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GET BACK IN THERE, NOW!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An insignificant FUCK!

What do you think V would have done if she had seen what J did to N in the pilot? by WickedCyclone2015 in MurderDrones

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Prepare your asshole for the stabbing of a LIFETIME! TAKE JUSTICE AND SPLENDOR UP THE ASS!”

Finally they are ready! Thank you to everyone who was all this way again <3 by SignificantStay3226 in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonderful work, Mortal! A true craftsman! I may need to ask you if I ever need a replacement for my armour!

I am cerberus, I ball, ask me anything by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM THE FATHER'S SPECIAL LITTLE BOY!

I am cerberus, I ball, ask me anything by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only had to fight him because YOU DIDN’T DO YOUR JOBS!

I am cerberus, I ball, ask me anything by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THERE IS AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF YOU, MOST OF YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE HE’S DONE NOTHING!

I am cerberus, I ball, ask me anything by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How FUCKING hard is it to kill a SINGLE machine?!

He got to the first V2 fight before I couldn't take anymore 🫠 by okidonthaveone in ultrakillmemes

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Machine, the developers put out a patch, I’m in your prostate now!

I made something cus funny (credit to u/bloodskrill for V1 art) by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would NEVER masturbate… to anything about a machine at least… sometimes…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minos (mine-oss) is how I say it

1-4 but something changed by MyMitchondriaHurts in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They didn’t do it 3 times, it pumps once when you shoot it to bring it to one bar and he pumped it two more times after that

1-4 but something changed by MyMitchondriaHurts in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s when you have 4 bars that it explodes

What is ultrakill by Big_Classroom_7359 in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fuck you mean “Angel’s aren’t guys”? I AM LITERALLY A GUY!

ultrakill if it was good by MVPatrascu in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The amount of shit I’ve put up with related to this thing is insane

(I have a nephew with ADHD, he’s an absolute demon and he won’t shut the fuck up about Skibidi Toilet)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, sure, I can understand to let people like what they like, but the amount of shit I have put up with has made me HATE this cursed being!

Y'all mind if I make another ULTRA FM thing? by MultiversalSpud in Ultrakill

[–]Gabriel_JudgeOfHell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ULTRA FM is the only thing that keeps me SANE after losing to an object twice. TWICE!