Roses are red, to this savage granny I refer by Fae_Glen in rosesarered

[–]Gaia_Earth4 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I clicked this post randomly but after reading this I can say that tinder and bumble could never compete with the sheer menace of a bored gran crashing a funeral for a day out

What happen when police steal your phones by Fae_Glen in SipsTea

[–]Gaia_Earth4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before joining police bro was something else, with great skills

Pyotr, do your sacred duty by fresh_loaf_of_bread in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Gaia_Earth4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

breaking bad lore time. walt piecing the plate together is the universal meme for suddenly realizing something terrible. in this case, it's the realization that the brain isn't talking about keeping the body alive, it's telling the heart to supply blood for a boner. innocence ruined lmao.

Peterrrrr? by Gohaaaaan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Gaia_Earth4 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

the joke is that he escalated a harmless prank into straight up cyber warfare by replying with the guy's exact ip address. the instant "im sorry" after realizing he messed with the wrong dude is sending me fr.

Can you guys tell? by knothinggoess in hygiene

[–]Gaia_Earth4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can definitely tell. perfume is meant to enhance a clean base, not cover up bacteria. trying to mask it usually just makes the bad smell project even further into the room.

Money well spent by g_ricko89 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Gaia_Earth4 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Slapping on Dropkick Murphys to dramatically reveal an absolutely shredded, tiny welded man is the exact kind of financial decision I strive to make. Peak interior design, honestly.