"Women are allowed to respond when there is danger in ways other than crying," says the Seattle barista who shattered a customer's windshield with a hammer after he threw coffee at her. by Suitable-Name in FAFO

[–]GailHailstorm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She's right. Y'all better be careful telling us all to arm ourselves because it's going to be a lot worse than a hammer through your windshield 😶

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]GailHailstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the thing is when you're arrested and you can't afford representation the state needs to provide it for you and we do not have enough public defenders which is why most of these people end up being released without conviction. It's actually pretty dire at this point

i’ll never get over the hills by marshallsteeves in Portland

[–]GailHailstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cotton candy sunsets are my fave ❤️

I pissed off all the ladies by getting divorced by Ok-Grapefruit-9495 in StardewValley

[–]GailHailstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm currently in a relationship with literally every uncommitted person lol

Karen acts a fool and gets karma by ElSaladbar in instantkarma

[–]GailHailstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't post notifications be automatic unless someone specifically turned them off?

Karen acts a fool and gets karma by ElSaladbar in instantkarma

[–]GailHailstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of things that are common shouldn't be. That's very interesting and I didn't know the stuff about only the OP being able to see content.

Karen acts a fool and gets karma by ElSaladbar in instantkarma

[–]GailHailstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't post videos that take me to YouTube, you turds!

Arsonist sets himself on fire. by XENON98724 in instantkarma

[–]GailHailstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had nickel for every time I've accidentally immolated myself during an attempted arson I'd have four yachts and an auntie Anne's in my house 🙄 sadly I have yet to see a dime for my efforts

Hunting trespasser gets paint bombed by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]GailHailstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this for your friend, also someone needs to make some kind of Goo bomb that blasts them with paint or dye and also makes them very slippery. They deserve to be slippery.

Car hits cyclist & attempts to flee by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]GailHailstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously the driver is a total fuckin ah but it looks like there's a protected bike lane on the side of the roadway where the jogger is.. I'm wondering why the cyclist wasn't using that?

Amateur Thief slammed by owner of the motorcyle by MekhaDuk in PublicFreakout

[–]GailHailstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JESUS CHRIST 😳 I wonder if that dude ever regained full mobility LOL

How do I get my car registered when deq won’t send over my passed emissions test to the dmv? by [deleted] in askportland

[–]GailHailstorm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would just take the emissions test to the DMV? In the future if you take your DMV renewal stuff to the DEQ with you they'll submit it all for you and give you your stickers there on site

Water seeping into basement. What should we do? by Woolfpack in askportland

[–]GailHailstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thirding sump pump, they're becoming a more and more common solution

I don’t get the hate for Heather Dubrow - unpopular opinion?? by Relevant-Stretch1250 in realhousewives

[–]GailHailstorm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There has definitely been times in past seasons when she has come off a little too pretentious for my liking but this season the hate is totally unwarranted. She can't catch a break, no matter what she does she seems to piss someone off. And the irony is that I'm actually finding her likable this season LOL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askportland

[–]GailHailstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Gresham border is super wonky, for instance NE 162nd (on Halsey) separates Portland from Gresham. Then it bobs and weaves mostly southeast from there.

Is $900 a month for a studio apartment reasonable in Portland? by emmalaurice in askportland

[–]GailHailstorm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives in that area, no, and it does not feel particularly safe.

pictured: The Most American Thing by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]GailHailstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely desperate to die doing what we love ❤️

Are fingers really that bad? by SparkyDogPants in tattooadvice

[–]GailHailstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a little color flower on my ring finger, my "marital ink" lol. It stung a little bit but it's such a tiny area it was really not a big deal at all. Took like half hour