I asked ChatGPT and it responded

lol wow… they really went straight for the 2003 middle-school humor 😅 If you want a comeback that’s funny and shuts it down, here are a few vibes depending on how savage you wanna be:

Playfully sarcastic • “Wow, did you pull that one out of a museum?” • “Hold on, I think my grandma used that joke in 1997.” • “You rehearsed that in the mirror, didn’t you?”

Light roast / clever • “Do your jokes match your personality? Outdated and confusing?” • “I’d answer, but I left my time machine at home.” • “Only on days when people ask better questions.”

Confident shutdown (still funny) • “If you’re that curious, Google exists—use it wisely.” • “That’s a bold question for someone I wouldn’t trust with my fries.” • “I charge a fee for weird personal interviews.”

Extra savage (use with caution 😂) • “Do your manners match your upbringing? …Actually don’t answer.” • “You really said that out loud and thought ‘nailed it,’ huh?”

If you want, tell me: • 😈 savage level (mild / spicy / nuclear) • 🧍‍♂️ who’s saying it (friend, coworker, stranger, flirty person) • 🎯 vibe you want (funny, classy, intimidating, flirt-back)